Haynes

Haynes is the common term for most northern folk to imply homosexual feelings to one another. Often incorporated into traditional English speaking, it's used to soften the blow to parents of homophobic tendencies.

Originating from Greek mythology, Haynes was the God of the homosexuals, the Gay and lonely God.

"Dad ... Mum ... I'm a Haynes diciple"

"Do u see the haynes sat on his own"

"Did you hear that Haynes sucked off that guy at the beach, and pulled some guy off in bed?"

by Blackpool Sixth Crew October 18, 2008

Spencer Haynes

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Hey, you see that kid taking a shit?
Yeah, that's Spencer Haynes!

by cacajosh October 17, 2019

Colton Haynes

Model, actor and, of course, sexiest man alive. Just search a picture of him.

Me: Will you marry me, Colton Haynes?
Colton: No.

by Future Mrs. Brooks June 4, 2014

Courtney Haynes

A wonderful beatiful creation that God put on this earth

Courtney Haynes went to the mall yesterday.

by maleleader112 January 11, 2011

jarryd hayne

Jarryd Hayne has always dreampt of becoming a professional clitoris wrestler

Jarryd Hayne bit ones clitoris off.

Hey baby, you wanna hayne plane me?

by Sirbuyukyarrak November 22, 2018

Eve Haynes

Eve will be your VERY CLOSE and BFF for about 4 months. She'll love to dance and show off. Eve will eventually steal your boyfriend and your other best friends too. She secretly hates all the girls but put on an act for every single million of them. Sorry but she's real popular. She'll eventually squeeze you in between Martha and Cindy. If you hate Eve then she'll hate you for no reason WHAT-so-ever. Except for the hatred you try and make up over five billion times. Eve acts like she didn't do anything but she did. So if you have an Eve as a friend, slightly move away. When your unseen by her, run away to Asia.

Don't you think Eve Haynes is popular.

by ElizabethTB March 30, 2020

Haynes Academy

A middle/high school in Jefferson Parish Louisiana. Containing about 700 or so students, the campus is quite large, with 6 buildings. The school is an advanced studies public school that you must test to get it. One of the top schools in its district, it’s mainly good for the band, in which 25% of the school is in.

Haynes Academy was awarded #1 school in the parish multiple times.

by Fricken_fracken March 10, 2019