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Hawaiian-style 

Old school way of referring to titty fucking
We did it Hawaiian-style last night. She put baby oil between her boobs and I squeezed them together while I fucked them. It was great.

Hawaiian surprise 

When you ejaculate in a 12 pack of Hawaiian rolls on thanksgiving and Broil them for 5 minutes on 450 and proceed to serve them to your family
I’m going to give my aunt a Hawaiian surprise this thanksgiving

Hawaiian Sidepiece 

Fashioning an ad hoc Fleshlight by carving a hole in Spam for one's manhood. Vacationing in Hawaii and/or pineapple rings is optional
I forgot to pack my porta-vag so I guess i'm going to have to go full ham and whittle a Hawaiian Sidepiece in the Spam
Hawaiian Sidepiece by Bigevilguy August 24, 2023

Hawaiian Skittles

The flavour which best describes a more than pleasurable ass licking episode. This flavour doesn't even exist, however sounds delicious.
"Hey Duke, did you lick her ass? How did it taste"

"Like skittles... Hawaiian Skittles"
Hawaiian Skittles by Tommy Duke. October 21, 2012

Hawaiian swimming pool 

When a guy cums in an innie and it hardens into an outie.
guy 1 "i heard you gave Samantha a Hawaiian swimming pool last night"

guy 2 "yea she loved it"

Hawaiian Shitbox 

Hawaiian Shitbox
Taking a shit in a bathroom with a shower on. This is accomplished by letting the shower run on the hottest setting until the mirror steams up. Once this occurs the dump-ee start shitting and the poo particles thicken up the already steamy air with a blast of shit gas. Once the deuce as been dropped, the fucktard usually sits around in the newly created scat dungeon.

The negatives of Hawaiin Shitboxing are as follows.
1. The heat from the steam causes one's pores to open up and absorb poo particles.
2. One has to keep breathing, and the air is so thick with shit gas that one constantly inhales the poo particles with every breath.

To Hawaiian Shitbox someone else, you simply take a quick shit in the same bathroom, while they are showering.
John

I love to Hawaiian Shitbox my university residence's bathrooms at least once a week.

Hey man did you Hawaiian Shitbox the bathroom? Its fucking disgusting in there.