1.The Decoy Capital of the World, and perhaps more than coincidentally, the Nick-Naming a City for the Most Obscure Inconsequential Bullshit Possible Capital of the world. A rather poor town in Maryland, a state in which any poverty is most likely a result of the place strangling itself with it's own high-ass standard of living.Anyone over the age of 40 living in Havre de Grace probably fucking hates it there.
2.A town filled with Antique shops run by antique people that hate those devilish industries that would bring that uh..what's it...ah, profit, to the town.
3. Seriously, get me the hell out of here.
2.A town filled with Antique shops run by antique people that hate those devilish industries that would bring that uh..what's it...ah, profit, to the town.
3. Seriously, get me the hell out of here.
1.Newcomer-So..a lot of Old people and Black people here in Havre de Grace, huh?
Veter;ahem,Established Resident-Yea. So you want to go carve some wood into the likeness of a duck?
2. Blarg! Tatoo shop!? Restaurant!? What we need is another "Country and Collectibles" store with some fake-cute-actually-retarded name.
3. Dear god, help me.
Veter;ahem,Established Resident-Yea. So you want to go carve some wood into the likeness of a duck?
2. Blarg! Tatoo shop!? Restaurant!? What we need is another "Country and Collectibles" store with some fake-cute-actually-retarded name.
3. Dear god, help me.
by pwr 13375 y0 May 26, 2005
many ignorant bulle rock dwellers deny it.
havre de grace has a lot of gang issues.
90% of all crime there is "gang"-related.
it's not to look cool,it's just what a lot of the younger people there are into,and they take it pretty seriously.
open your eyes.
havre de grace has a lot of gang issues.
90% of all crime there is "gang"-related.
it's not to look cool,it's just what a lot of the younger people there are into,and they take it pretty seriously.
open your eyes.
by gracehead January 20, 2009
a shitty little city that tries to make up for the fact that it used to be a bunch of broke-ass losers by building new houses and golf courses(bulle rock)
havre de grace is a stupid dump full of undereducated morons, nearly segregated black and white trash, and useless thugs off of the chesapeak bay.
it is chock-full of psychotic fucking knife-loving morons, white trash, niggers, and people that murder people at carnivals in front of little children over 10 dollars.
the common hdg animal also has a strange obsession with throwing humans threw windows; go look at how many windows the fucking middle school orders every year
havre de grace is a stupid dump full of undereducated morons, nearly segregated black and white trash, and useless thugs off of the chesapeak bay.
it is chock-full of psychotic fucking knife-loving morons, white trash, niggers, and people that murder people at carnivals in front of little children over 10 dollars.
the common hdg animal also has a strange obsession with throwing humans threw windows; go look at how many windows the fucking middle school orders every year
Guy 1: did you hear about that dumb kid who threw a mcdonalds employee threw a window yesterday over giving him crispy instead of grilled
Guy 2: yeah wtf he was a fucking moron
Guy 1: hes from havre de grace
Guy 2: oh! that explains a lot
What a bunch of fucking retards
Guy 2: yeah wtf he was a fucking moron
Guy 1: hes from havre de grace
Guy 2: oh! that explains a lot
What a bunch of fucking retards
by you faggots December 1, 2007
A trailer reeking of stale reused condoms, frozen TV dinners for Jeff, puke from someone overeating despite a stomach stapling, infidelity, a bastard child dating military dirt, toxic fumes from cheap space heaters, and Bo B.O.;
by anti_yeah_who_chee_f_it December 5, 2004
Birthplace of Hall of Famer Baltimore Oriole Cal Ripken. Located on the charming Chesapeake Bay, and also birthplace of the insurmountably talented photography teacher, Andrea Johnston. Havre de Grace is famous for it's crabs. (Feel free to interpret the last statement however you wish)
"Wow! Where is your photography teacher from?"
"Oh! A little town called Havre de Grace, MD."
"I've never heard of it."
"Me either, evidently, she moved away when she was an infant."
"Oh, good call."
"Oh! A little town called Havre de Grace, MD."
"I've never heard of it."
"Me either, evidently, she moved away when she was an infant."
"Oh, good call."
by Anniej32 March 17, 2009
A high school that consists of your every day jock, prep, skateboarder, emo, and loser. There are a TON of anime loving goth girls here they're actually quite scary. Seriously though, it's a very diverse school located in havre de grace. The building is extremely small, as is the overall student body population, yet somehow the halls are constantly crowded at class change. Speaking of teachers, most are very helpful and intelligent, but others are completely insane. The janitors are cool as shit and most of the teachers are also. Oh yeah, what the fuck is up with the gym being ACROSS the street of the main building. so stupid, except on nice days. Kids generally freeze to death in the winter and bake in the summer because any heating or AC system is constantly being "repaired." Overall a good school with painfully limited extra curriculars, yet fucking awesome people.
Havre de Grace High School Janitor: "TAKE YA TRAAAYS UP!"
Passerby: "Oh god, I think I'm near havre de grace high..."
Passerby: "Oh god, I think I'm near havre de grace high..."
by freezefraim February 13, 2008
Either the second or third "blackest" school in harford county...if there is such a thing; going interchangably with hardest. Prior to the building of the gay-ass suburbs, this school was filled with working-class down to earth whites and blacks and hispanics. Now preppy bulle rock kids are being thrown into the melting pot, and seeing as anyone with an income of less than $60,000 (probably 90% of the school) pretty much skips school anyway or deals drugs outside the shcool to people going in, the high school is the only place in downtown havre de grace you will find preppy people. Located in the heart of historical HdG, the school has got to be the most ghetto example of a harford county school the world has seen. Edgewood and Aberdeen are both schools with tough kids, but the buildings there are extremely nice and well-maintained,and arent located within 2 blocks of housing projects.This place can get crazy at times;with things including gang-related fights/threats,bomb threats,and heated basketball games daily.It is not uncommon to find knives,needles,and used condoms outside.There is a strong mix of culture here.Very few people are racist or rich. It is mainly lower and lower-middle class.
The ratio would be uhhh lets sayyy...
Gangstas-4
Wiggers-4
Rich Preppy Faggots-1
Normal People-1
and havre de grace high school is way safer than the middle school..ha ha, imagine that..
Gangstas-4
Wiggers-4
Rich Preppy Faggots-1
Normal People-1
and havre de grace high school is way safer than the middle school..ha ha, imagine that..
by wilson st resident May 17, 2008