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He is a very short guy who plays cricket and his shoe size is 2 and a 1/2. He is very loving and kind however can be rlly sassy and stubborn at times but thats because he gets his man period. He claims to be a xy chromosome however according to my calculations he is actually an XL chromosome. he has really nice eyes and lips and legs. And he actually has a big bum. He has many nicknames. Hassy, Has, big bum man, and aminahs husband. However, guess what. He is very fat
‘ufffff his bum is so big’
‘he must be called Hassaan.’

‘ uffffff who’s that’
‘thats aminahs fire husband
by hassaanamna February 21, 2024
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Hassaan ahmed

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Hassaan is derived from Arabic word 'Haseen' and Ahmed mean 'Much praised' in Urdu; so literally Hassaan Ahmed means a highly praised beautiful person.

Hassaan was also a tribal leader of Hassassins (Highly trained assassins in ancient times in the era of Fatimid Empire of Persia and Seyria who use sordid means of medications and trances to train their assassins; in short they were ruthless killers or highly skilled mindless murderers)

Hassaan-i-sabbah was a Man of high intellect, therefore he introduced a new form of torture...he believed that physical pain is temporary so he use to bereft one from his fortitude and inflict irreversible damage to ones mind n soul.

From the legend Hassaan is also believed to be a person who is very dangerous and merciless.

like its said 'Different people, different mentality.'
So You cannot define Hassaan Ahmed, I just gave some facts :)
Hassaan Ahmed, you question too much. You and your skepticism annoy me.
'Have you ever seen the new guy 'Hassaan Ahmed' in our school? he's creepy but so hot!' said Saira

haseen Well praised
by PublicCritic October 21, 2013
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Hassaan Azam Ali

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You're looking really Hassaan Azam Ali today
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Hassan-Chop!

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A Looney Tunes cartoon episode, starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, in which they make a left turn at Albuquerque and end up in a Tale of Arabian Nights. They encounter a burly guard with a sword who protects the treasures and yells "Hassan Chop" while he tries to behead or slash anyone with theft thought
Secrets are disclosed in every tale, bugs bunny should have made the left turn at Albuquerque, now he has to save Daffy Duck from Mr. Hassan-Chop! the burly guard who protected a huge secret.. Sadie is a calico cat
by daywalkz June 14, 2015
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Hustle Hassan

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The god himself, a man of pure class and comedic style.

Phenomenal delivery, as well as comedic timing that is so great, it will knock the socks off anyone that opposes.

To be classified as a 'Hustle Hassan', an individual has to develop a sense of humor that is impeccable to match,

he/she must spend hours a day writing jokes that he/she will most likely never use, and movie scripts that will never

come to fruition.

'Hustle Hassan's' typically take pride in spending the majority of the day writing punchlines to jokes, but never to

actually use them, but to instead burn all of them in front of him/her whilst listening to James Blunts "Good Bye My

Lover" in the middle of the night while indulging in a cup of strawberry lemonade.

Hustle Hassan's typically have podcasts that everyone and their left nut listens to. These podcasts typically offend

those that listen to it, but those that listen are too pussy to say otherwise.
Person 1: Dude, my left nut hurts.
Person 2: Fuck yo couch homie
Person 1: HAHA, I haven't laughed that hard since Titanic, Hustle Hassan head ass.
by WittyIG November 30, 2018
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Hassan-Chop!

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A Looney Tunes cartoon episode, starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, in which they make a left turn at Albuquerque and end up in a Tale of Arabian Nights. They encounter a burly guard with a sword who protects the treasures and yells "Hassan Chop" while he tries to behead or slash anyone with theft thought
Secrets are disclosed in every tale, bugs bunny should have made the left turn at Albuquerque, now he has to save Daffy Duck from Mr. Hassan-Chop! the burly guard who protected a huge secret..
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Hassan-Chop!

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A Looney Tunes cartoon episode, starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, in which they make a left turn at Albuquerque and end up in a Tale of Arabian Nights. They encounter a burly guard with a sword who protects the treasures and yells "Hassan Chop" while he tries to behead or slash anyone with theft thought
Secrets are disclosed in every tale, bugs bunny should have made the left turn at Albuquerque, now he has to save Daffy Duck from Mr. Hassan-Chop! the burly guard who protected a huge secret.. Sadie is a calico cat
by daywalkz June 14, 2015
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