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Hambrose

have you seen hambrose? yeah they're so cute
by nhxoxo October 9, 2016
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Hasbro Family Game Night

A family (consisting of 4 or more people) having a routine 'game night' where rock paper scissors is used to decide the winner. The winner gets to choose a family member and brutally fuck them until A: Their asshole prolapses or B: An Alabama Hotpocket is performed. If neither of these outcomes happens within 20 minutes, the remaining family members will join in and re-enact 'The Aristocrats' to full detail.
Sorry, babe, I can't go out this weekend. I'm going over to Hawaii for a family reunion, my dad found this cool game called Hasbro Family Game Night.
by Dingus McFeenfuf September 15, 2017
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Hasbrobation

The action in which someone tries to screw over another person by playing games when they only screwed themselves.

Or
An action where someone plays games with another person in a deceitful way, when that other person is able to pre calculate a move. They played themselves.
Why are you Hasbrobating, stupid! You played yourself

That one there always playing games he has a Hasbrobation problem.
by Meldizzle May 16, 2018
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hasbrobating

When someone plays games with other people to only play themselves.
Hasbro-gamemaker
Bating- from masturbation- masturbating
Stop Hasbrobating with yourself, dumbass.
by Meldizzle May 16, 2018
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Hasbrouck Heights High School

From any student: a place where drugs are circulated and sold like peanuts at a Mets Game. Anybody can buy them, and because the middle and high school are connected and they middle schoolers and high schoolers constantly cross paths, drugs are even sold to middle schoolers. The teachers are inexperienced and suck, and they have to teach to a class of druggies with there heads on their desks. KIds from other towns are always int he school selling and having "a good time." On the same subject, there are at least two pregnant girls in every junior and senior class. The principle and superintendent just lock themselves in their office and pretend that nothing is happening and throw tax dollars at the situation to try to fix it. Loser school, loser town. Most kids go to other schools like Bergen Tech, Bergen Catholic, Don Bosco, or other high schools, but still follow the same loser parallel journeys that Heights kids follow. A complete shithole!
"Hey dude, i was totally wasted last night"
"Hey, wanna drink some beers in the locker room?"
"P1 "Hey, wanna go to the Hasbrouck Heights Heights High School football game and smoke some pot?"
P2 "No, I hear Tony has some good blunts and we can smoke them behind his house by Hasbrouck Heights High School"
by HeightsKid January 26, 2009
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hasbro

Hasbro is most commonly known for it's reference to child games for children under the age of 10. If you are eligible to play such games, you are considered a 'hasbro'. This basically is referring to someone being young, or under-aged.
"Yo, that club on campus is filled with mad hasbros"
by riot hysterics July 21, 2009
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hasbro beard

A neatly trimmed goatee common among young men, particuarly fantasy enthusiasts who are attempting to emulate fashion cues common to fantasy themes. It is named "Hasbro Beard" because Hasbro is the company which presently owns the rights to the Dungeons and Dragons role playing game. It is often coupled with long floppish hair among particuarly devoted fantasy enthusiasts, but is also common in the mainstream population as a handy way to create the illusion of having a chin.
"Bob had thought that his hasbro beard made him look older, but now he realised that it merely highlighted his youth and extreme geekiness."
by Maryann May 5, 2005
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