harpooner

a guy who goes after fat chic i.e. harpooning a whale

also, it can mean a poker player who goes after easy money from a rich player (who is called a whale)

Harpooner love fat chic

by IronMang June 26, 2010

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harpooning

-The act of successfully bringing home a woman equal to or greater than your own body weight in desperation at the end of a long drunken night of being rejected by more attractive and better-endowed women. After successfully completeting this task, a man will be granted his license to harpoon and may continue to indulge in this difficult task.
The greatest of harpooning feats is referred to as a moby dick

Kyle: Dude I boned a hottie last night.
Disgusted friend: MAN, she was a whale, but you've earned your harpooning license
Kyle:I wondered why she wanted the lights off

by metrosexualbastard August 17, 2006

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Harpoon

To make love with an extremely overweight person(s) by entering her body.... just about anywhere you could find:
Dimples, rolls, clefts, jowls, over hang... well you get the idea.

Dude the whaler harpooned her in the shoulder.
I know... probably couldn't find her vagina.

by Mutumbo Boo (DADA) August 24, 2006

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harpoon

For seamen the call of "Harpoon!" is a call of distress when a particularly dangerous sea monster is approaching their vessel. In modern culture this is used by young males to communicate their concern for an inebriated friend being attracted to a morbidly obese or outrageously unattractive female or transvestite.

Travis: "Yo Aaron check out that chick Rick is dancing with."
Aaron: "Oh shit! Harpoon! Harpoon!"

by NINJAAAAA April 23, 2009

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