mostly harmless

The current (in some dimensions) passage in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which relates to the planet Earth. (The one you are on now, unless otherwise).

"They updated the entry..."
"What to?"
"Mostly Harmless."

by KinGAleX March 27, 2005

harbles

lolspeak term for testicles generally (but not only) belonging to a furry lolcreature.

i'm in yer shorts, spying yer harbles.

the vet tuk meh harbles!!1!

by samanthasleeps March 30, 2008

hurples

a contagious disease caused by sexual intercourse it's known to get itchy, rashy yet sore and it may swell up, see doctor as soon you notice these changes to your body. KEEP IT CLEAN! infection can kill with in 24 hours

don't have sex, you'll get hurples and die.

by chyaaana July 15, 2011

Queen of the Harpies

Female who nags a lot for no reason.
Related to mythilogical female creatures with wings who made load shrieking noises.

My bird was harping up at me cos I wanted to go out with the lads.
She harped up
Sorry I was late boys the misses was harping up.
Watch out lads shes got a harp on
That as a close one lads she nearly got her wings out

by Dude December 10, 2003

seemingly harmless words

Words that seem innocent and harmless but are not.

Friend 1: Hey! go to urbandictionary and search for alabama hotpocket and angry dragon!

Friend 2: lol, k. Those are seemingly harmless words.

Friend 2: OH GOD.

by chairman_meow February 20, 2009

Happlesful

When you are SUPER filled with happiness. You are happlesful.

I've had such a wonderful day! I'm happlesful!

by Assylainurface December 23, 2011

hartless

A foreign douchebag who tends to walk nude throughout his house; overall an inbred piece of shit.

Johnny, you see that fucker over there, he's new here and he already beat up little willy. He's such a hartless.

by Dontlistentome123 November 28, 2013