harmicide

The act of inflicting serious bodily harm on a person, almost - but not quite, to the point of expiry.

Can be used as a noun: "Sometimes I just wanna kill that idiot, however, homicide is a crime. Perhaps some serious harmicide would be in order.....hahaha." - or an adjective: "Stay away from that dude. He's a harmicidal maniac!". Just think of all the court charges that could be eliminated, i.e. assault, battery, etc. by charging everyone with varying degrees of harmidice.

by montyco April 7, 2013

Harumi

An actual QUEEN. From LEGO Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu. Lots of people ship her with Lloyd, and it actually was a thing in the series, and she turned out to be the show’s best villain in a while.

Normie: Who’s your favorite Ninjago character?
Me: Harumi.
Normie: BUT SHES A VILLAIN
Me: that’s why I love her

by Flatblok71 October 19, 2020

PRINCE HARMING SYNDROME

Young women’s tendency to become involved in troubled relationships with the wrong men…over and over again.

"Jane must be suffering from prince harming syndrome. Her new boyfriend seemed sexy at first, but last night he was selfish, mean and disrespectful. He'll probably turn out to be slime...just like her last boyfriend."

by QNY August 25, 2009

haromian

Haromian is a culture and a religion in which the people pray to the tree god. If you see the tree god you're eyes will be taken out by a fork and sometimes a spoon and roasted and feed to the Haromian people.

"That eye was pretty good." Thanks to Haromian culture.

by Haromian Culture October 10, 2017

Haroinfather

A GOD WHO NEEDS TO DROP ROMONA FLOWERS 😔🥰🤮<777

yo local random guy : who song is dis
og haroinfather fan : MY HOMIE THAS HAROINFATHER

by yofavlocalposer August 29, 2019

Harolized

Eating too much of one food results in your getting the sensation of feeling high. You can barely talk (if you do, you spit on the person sitting across from you), you start laughing uncontrollably, you don't know what is going on, your stomach feels like it is going to burst, your 5 senses are impaired, your eyes become glazed, you drool, you're red in the face, and your breathing is labored. Yet while you are "Harolized," you manage to fight through it and eat on, attempting to conquer your entire meal!

Trying to eat a gigantic stack of pancakes, or a huge deli sandwich. This feeling can happen with any food.

"Dude, I'm harolized as fuck right now."

"Yeah, I know, you just spit food on me and your eyes look a little glazed."

"I feel like I'm high, and im so full."

by Matt Chalupski December 13, 2008

Harmione

The Ship name for Harry Potter and Hermione Granger.

Jess: Oh, have you seen the Deathly Hallows?
Jen: No not yet.
Jess: Well, I totally ship Harmione! They kissed in the movie ya know.
Jen: ugh, spoiler alert!!!

by Accio.harry March 14, 2015