klaus hargreeves

a hottie thottie who smokes pottie

person 1: who’s that thot?
person 2: idk but he’s hot
person 3: are you stupid?? that’s klaus hargreeves

by the ipbdps July 19, 2019

luther hargreeves

number ‘one’ out of seven children in the hargreeves family of the umbrella academy show . he was sent to the moon for four years by his father & is that one idiot leader who thinks he's better than everyone else.

nobody :
luther hargreeves : gUYS DAD SENT ME TO THE MOON FOR FOUR YEARS FOR NO REASON

by sip the tea March 24, 2019

Klaus Hargreeves

Also known as “The Séance”, or “Number Four” Klaus is number 4 out of 7 Hargreeves siblings. They are an ex-superhero. Klaus is pansexual, and has a love/hate addiction with drugs. They are able to communicate with the dead and project them to the mortal world, but only when they are sober. They can also levitate, but only with their shoes off.

Klaus is the least taken seriously out of the Hargreeves siblings, and their siblings treat them like they can’t do anything when in fact, they can.

Person A: Whose’s your favorite Hargreeves sibling?
Person B: Klaus Hargreeves of course!

by amaxe March 7, 2019

harget

Hard to get target. A girl you trying to holler at but trying to play hard to get.

The breezy acting like a harget making me work to get some.

by samizzy March 18, 2008

diego hargreeves

A soft mammas boi who’s passions include throwing knives, hating his monkey brother, and being a really sweet person to anyone except for Luther when he wants to

“stop whining about the moon you fucking monkey or I’m going to th-th-throw a knife at you” Diego Hargreeves said whilst polishing his knives

by It be like that sometimes April 10, 2019

Klaus Hargreeves

A pansexual amazing character in the umbrella academy. his back must hurt from carrying the entire show on his back. hes an addict. his sibling HATE him for no reason. hes literally amazing.

Klaus hargreeves loves dave

by Lila Alaine September 16, 2020

allison hargreeves

A good character despite the fact that she’s in love with her brother (luther Hargreeves and decides that visiting her daughter is more important than saving the world.

Diego (throwing shade): wait, who was it that fucked their brother again?
Klaus (being a savage): oh that was, Allison Hargreeves

by It be like that sometimes April 10, 2019