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Genital harpies

A very serious and painful sexually transmitted infection. Usually transmitted during unprotected sex with extremely bitchy women--a Harpy--the resulting STI can be somewhat distracting.

After 30 incubation days, teeny-tiny eggs in the genital area hatch, releasing a clutch of Greek harpies. These small, winged creatures will then become very territorial over the infection site, and will attack any possible partner.

The harpies will only calm down after a large meal, their appetite being satisfied.
Brandon: "How was last night?"

Aaron: "Awesome! I took Angelina out to a big, buffet dinner and we had sex after! High five!"

Brandon: "--Dude, Angelina's a Harpy."

Aaron: "So?"

Brandon: "Did you use a condom?!"

Aaron: "Nope, went au naturel."

Brandon: "She gave you the genital harpies, man!"

Aaron: "Fuck."
by arekushi2 September 29, 2010
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Hampie

A napkin in which one ejaculates into
I need to clean my room, there’s hampies everywhere
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Cock Harpies

(1) Two women, with open mouths (typically on their knees but not required if you are wearing stilts), fighting for a protein reward. Squawking possible, or better.
(2) Any woman who is treating your penis like a worm.
"Hey man, you should've seen the threesome I had last night." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah, I've never seen such hungry cock harpies."

--One possible scenario!
by Squash McDouglas October 16, 2009
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Harpie

I was severley cut up by a Harpie in a Range Rover, this morning.
by Realistic of Harpenden September 30, 2011
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harpie

Fictional male or female band member. From the band Harpies. Females are often referred to as Harpettes.
There is a Harpie from the Harpies
by HarpetteA August 9, 2010
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Harpies

Fictional band composed of a collection of insanely cool people...especially the female members. Their enormous success can be attributed to band practice.

First Album:r The Tony Danza

Hit Song: Remake of Journey's Don't Stop Believin'
"The Harpies are the shit, I so wanna be in the band".

"Check out that super-hot, incredibly cool Harpie on the tambourine. She is a total Harpette"

Q: "How awesome is that chick? Wish I could give her The Tony Danza!"
A: "Totally awesome. She must be one of the Harpies.
by HarpetteA August 8, 2010
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Hampie

the funniest person you will ever meet; always sticks by you and if you have a hampie never let them go
"I love hampie!"
by Sausageroll11223344 November 17, 2017
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