Retard on a Harley - actually everyone on a Harley Davidson is a retard, they dream of glitter and tassels instead of learning to actually ride, so maybe just change the name to Harley Tard'n'son
130db of un-baffled black motorcyle flies through an intersection failing to give way or show any concern for other road users... what a surprise, it's a Harleytard!"
by lshel001 February 7, 2018
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by i a kid March 8, 2022
Get the harlott mug.-Having sex with a girl and refusing to use a condom and almost getting her pregnant due to fear of pulling out
“Did you hear about Tyler? He was pulling a Haylette!”
“No way! Is his girl pregnant?”
“Nah, but he should’ve pulled out!”
“No way! Is his girl pregnant?”
“Nah, but he should’ve pulled out!”
by BigBlackSocks October 12, 2022
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Get the robert haslett mug.by mtgj March 9, 2011
Get the Hallettsville mug.The female on the back of a Harley, riding bitch. Typically middle-aged. Native dress includes combinations of the following: a bikini, leather vest, leather chaps, jeans, hot pants, a bandana, leather jacket, concert t-shirt, high heels, f***-me boots. Most likely following her man to Sturgis, or wherever the hell else he told her he was going when he picked her up at that truck stop in Rawlins. Her looks are irrelevant; ugly or hot, the way she straddles that bike is guaranteed to turn you on.
A little boy is sitting in the back seat of a car as it is passed by a biker and his harlette.
Little boy: "cooool..."
Little boy's mother: "Harlot."
Seen on a biker t-shirt: "If you can read this, the bitch fell off."
Little boy: "cooool..."
Little boy's mother: "Harlot."
Seen on a biker t-shirt: "If you can read this, the bitch fell off."
by zoiks November 10, 2008
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