External Hard Drive

Strap-on dildo for lesbians.

Allison: Did you remember to pack the external hard drive?

Kris: Yes, but I forgot the lube.

by Silver Wear March 18, 2010

hard drive

a storage device that uses magnetic disks and heads to store and retrieve data.

when you save something, it goes on your hard drive. it doesnt go on your memory (ram).

by JeVoNeR December 9, 2003

Hard Drive Dan

When one is so cheap to buy porn they jump on the internet to rub one out quick. Also the defined name can be anyone that does this.

Dan says he his horny but cannot buy porn. So Dan goes home jumps on his sticky computer and logs onto a free adult website to rub one out and ease the tension he feels. He pulled a Hard Drive Dan

by narjett September 1, 2011

Hard Drive Sex

When two or more hard drives are connected to the same computer and exchange significant quantities of data.

Dude! I brought my hard drive over to Arkell's house and we had some hardcore hard drive sex!

by A concerned samaritan October 20, 2009

hard drive manifest destiny

Take manifest destiny, and apply it to filling up a hard drive, so that you get something like "downloading stuff (such as movies) because you have the space and/or you were meant to.

"My mom looked at me inquisitively and asked, 'Why do you need a new hard drive?' I replied, 'Hard drive manifest destiny.'"
"Billy just bought his fourth hard drive yesterday; he should see a shrink about his hard drive manifest destiny."

by L'Orage Orange June 22, 2004

format my hard drive

More geek talk; the act wherein the geek's penis is pleasured, causing it to become erect (hard drive) and pleasured some more until it ejaculates (format).

Steve Urkel: Would you please format my hard drive? (Points at crotch)
Rachel: Okay. (Kneels down)

by DirkD January 24, 2007

hard drive

A computer's data-storage device.

I had to get a new hard drive for my computer because my old one was full.

by AYB March 10, 2003