Hard ass

A individual that is very straightforward and serious, and rarely jokes around. Typically used to describe your boss.

Bob: Lets go race each other in golf carts!
Me: Awesome lets go.
Boss: Where the hell you think your going boy, get back to work!
Me: Hard ass....

by Joe momma is my momma April 17, 2009

hard ass

When a person is up tight about stuff and is alway on task, doesnt try to have fun.

Mike Shannon is a hard ass

by Travis Ziegler January 11, 2005

Hard ass

A perso nlacking morals and the capacity to think logically. likes to show off for the ladies by picking on ohter people he knows he can beat up or just people in general. likes to make rude comments to start fights.

the hard ass in the bar was a total fucker

by kyle coleman August 24, 2004

captain hard-ass

A term for someone who wrongly believes that they are the toughest person on the planet. Usually seen wearing TapouT apparel and driving oversized pickup trucks with loud exhaust and underglows. Most likely either a very short guy that has an inferiority complex or a latent homosexual. Usually seen only in the company of other captain hard-asses

Did you see that jacked up truck with that scrawny guy driving it?
Yeah, captain hard-ass was behind the wheel wearing his TapouT shirt.

by KickdinthaBag October 6, 2010

blowing hard ass

the process of forcing your air inside your ass bypass the turds in the anus and releasing some serious wind which smeels like rotten eggs

while i was in the elevator with some strangers at the mall, i blew some hard ass, so i explained to them i was on a laxative

by weasel May 2, 2005

hard ass huge cock

mine

my hard ass huge cock want to be inside of u

by papilongdick April 26, 2021

Slippery hard cock ass slap

when a man or a shemale whips there cock on there mates ass after wet vaginal sex

ugggghhhh yaasss babe i just Slippery hard cock ass slaped u, did u enjoy it?

by Bareback loard May 30, 2015