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Harald

Oh wow! What a prick! How is this the first time I'm seeing this interview!?
Hym "WOW! That was something. 'Are you angry?' what a stupid fucking question. That's another one of my problems. People and their aversion to anger. Fucking pathetic! I get that shit from the people around me too. From people I associate with and even Iam's mother from time to time. And it's like, it's your line of question that is angering me. Because it's intellectually dishonest. You're using questions as a means to weaponize your willful ignorance towards me. That Harald guys a fucking moron."

Iam "... And I hope you know that isn't what I'm trying to do here... Right? My thing is this: There are extreme problems in the relationships between men and women. We have this whole Red-pill and MGTOW thing going on right now and the solutions you're proposing aren't something they disagree with. So why do they exist? Because there is something wrong with relationships between men and women...."

Hym "And that's what we're trying to call attention to. Evolutionary biology is being co-opted by Red-Pill Men as a sort of Success theory/Rebranded Social-Darwinism and Hypergamy by Women as post-facto justification for lizard-brain rationalization and preference seeking."

Iam "I'm just trying to figure things out... Because everything else is tedious to me"

Hym "We hate doing things that are tedious!"

Iam "That's not everything but I'm on a Men/Women kick tonight but that's what I've been thinking about lately."

Hym "And that's YOUR fault."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2022
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Harald Baldr

Harald Baldr is a famous youtube personality, world-renowned as the muffsiah. Known across the globe under different names (including Heraldo Baldieri, Berald, Hertald, Herald and Harold), he is a man who excels in different aspects of life and also developed several skills over the years, including:

- banning idiots and/or people who come from India
- deadlifting right after eating the world's worst pizza
- driving a hard bargain
- herting people's feeling
- investigating

He is also:

Friend of dog
God of pig
Lover of pussycat
Keeper of Jeff
Slayer of muff

Harald is also a singer, in 2019 he released his first single "It's Raining Muff" which sold over 1 million copies.
Benjamin: "oh man, that Russian muff was quite tasty. I bet Mr. Harald Baldr would approve"

Tim K: "make Harald great again"
by Burundi November 26, 2019
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Harald Grann

Harald Grann is the best person you will ever meet. He is the best Guitarist, Drummer, Bassist and Pianist
he has a bad backstory but if you get to know him he is the best person in the galaxy
–Wait it's Van Halen i thought he was dead .
– No thats just Harald Grann
by NoahT December 3, 2020
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Harald Ivo

Harald ivo is a super sexy hunk of a man who is 7 foot tall and built like a fridge, he enjoys eating frozen grapes and sand. for breakfast he eats bricks and drinks glass, what a nice guy. he also commits war crimes against uzbekistan daily
wow harald ivo is a very nice guy
by Requis Tyrone Jamal.jr February 16, 2023
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Harald Grann

Harald Grann is one of the best people in The galaxy. He is probably one of the best Pianist, Guitarist, Drummer and basist in The whole world. And if you get to know him well he will become your wing man.
-Wait is that Van Halen but hes dead?!
- No that's just Harald Grann
by NoahT December 3, 2020
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Harald Grann

Harald Grann is one of the best people in The galaxy. He is probably one of the best Pianist, Guitarist, Drummer and basist in The whole world. And if you get to know him well he will become your wing man.
-Wait is that Van Halen but hes dead?!
- No that's just Harald Grann
by NoahT December 3, 2020
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harald glöckler

The man Queen of Hell thinks about when she touches herself at night.
"I want harald glöckler so fucking much" - Queen of Hell.
by The Metal King December 7, 2016
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