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happy-ending massage

A massage that is normal up until the end, where the masseuse gives the person being massaged a handjob. See also: handjob, The Gabbie Show
Eric was surprised, yet very satisfied, with his happy-ending massage.
by Cringey May 13, 2016
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Happy-ending massage

When the massuse gives the person being massaged a handjob
She got a happy-ending massage when that sexy male masseuse spread her legs and...
by Little cheeto August 3, 2018
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Happy ending

A massage that is normal until the end where you turn over and ask for a "full body massage" and the masseuse (usually asian) takes off the towel and gives you a handjob. It usually costs extra.
"I went to a get a massage and I got a happy ending."
by Finalpoet February 7, 2019
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happy ending

When getting a rub down by an Asian, you roll over and ask for a happy ending. They then jerk you off with their skilled hands.
Dave Chappelle: Hey baby, can I get a happy endin'? *Pause* She didn't say no!
by China Shhtan. September 4, 2005
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jacky daniel's happy ending

When one fraternity pledge, while pledging, is forced to take a shot of jack daniel's mixed with the cum of his "grand-big."
1. You are pre-gaming at your fraternity when your big tells you it's time for you first "jacky daniel's happy ending." You are then blindfolded and wait for your shot to be mixed. While you were blindfolded your "grand-big" ejaculates into the shot glass and fills the rest with jack daniels. You then down the shot like a champ and are forced to say "YUM."

2."Wow, Frats are GAY"
by FratStarΑΣΣ August 17, 2010
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Happy ending

When a girl (usually Asian) gives you a full rubdown with the exception of your cock, which is rock hard now, and looks up at you and says, 'You want Happy Ending?'
The perfect ending to the weekend was getting Happy Ending from Kako last night at the massage parlor.
by Asian Lover Mike May 29, 2005
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a happy ending

A happy ending is when a Japanese massage therapist(usually a woman) gives a man a handjob for free.
I'm going to get myself a happy ending after work today.
by savvy16 January 19, 2014
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