hangxiety tourettes

When the hangxiety is so bad that your body has uncontrolled physical reactions to the cringe and embarrassment that you feel while being haunted by all the stupid shit your drunk alter ego did. Most commonly appears as a quick head shake + flinch combo — your body is trying to shake that atrocious thought right out of your head.

“Dude why are you twitching so much”

“Ah it’s the hangxiety tourettes”

by Shrek5ever April 1, 2023

Hangxiety

Fear of being hung.

I have hangxiety and I don't know what to do.

by bubblekittykat March 9, 2019

Hangxiety

The fear of hanging ones self on everyday objects

After watching that seen from final destination, I’ve got severe hangxiety

by RipeContext November 22, 2018

Hangxiety

The fear of hanging ones self on ever day objects

After watching Final Destination I have severe hangxiety

by RipeContext November 22, 2018

Handxiety

The anxiety that comes from knowing deep down that you're not a hand model and the feeling of apprehension to post any hand related photos to Instagram involving your awkward regular person hands...

I want to post this to the 'gram but I have such Handxiety about it

by Hand Issues September 1, 2017

Hamxiety

The persistent and often intense, worry and fear, when one is faced with HAM or HAM related products

Would it be ok by you, if we avoided the deli today? Lasts nights ham and cheese toasties are still fueling my Hamxiety

by Rale chaddington November 4, 2022

Hangxiety

When the idea of spending time with someone or a group of people fills you with anxiety

I'm thinking about catching up with some old college buddies this weekend, but honestly, I might just fake having the flu or something. I've been feeling a ton of Hangxiety lately.

by BlueCat666 April 3, 2025