Hanus

when something is just so wrong or is just retarted

man, whay is he wearin' that hanus gear..

by poopheadhomedogshitmonkeydogcrap December 11, 2003

Hanus

n. The exceptionally hairy anus of a man, specifically due to a lack of manscaping.

"Hey! How was your night?" "It was fantastic up until the point that I had to floss my teeth after tossing that dude's salad. He had such a hanus!"

"At least warn me before you bend over! No one should see a hanus on an empty stomach!"

"Look at the hanus on that guy!! It practically needs its own area code!!"

by DICKtionary DICKtators May 11, 2017

hanus

punk as fuck

that new infected womb demo is so fucking hanus

by asdjfad October 15, 2010

hanus

when your anus has alot of pubes
the act of having a hairy anus
hairy+anus=hanus

jake:dude that chick had so many hairs on her ass
dillon: oh she had a hanus then?

by matt throop February 14, 2009

hanus

Worse than bootleg and even worse than haggard, hanus is something that is just fucking done.

See fubar.

(Chris and Tom are at a party)

Tom: "Yo Chris check out that girl!"
Chris: "Wher...AH! HANUS BITCH!" *puke*

by betardfoozer February 07, 2005

hanus

another word for hideous and ugly.

your face is hanus

by ja'odsgnk December 16, 2010

Hanus

Hanus, short for H-Anus meaning Hairy Anus. A hanus is a hairy anus. Someone who is hanus is being, or resembling a hairy anus.

Damn, that's Hanus!

Wow, you're a friggin' Hanus.

by Zack September 03, 2003