HansonLee

hansonlee(adjective): so ridiculously clutch that it attracts females by the dozen

"dude brad's shot last night was so hansonlee that all the sorority girls carried him back to their house and he still hasnt left!"

by Yellow Menace January 6, 2021

Dirty Hanson

When one man gives two other men handjobs.

Hanson gave Chase and Michael a Dirty Hanson behind the port-a-potties.

by Sgt. Butthole July 21, 2011

Hanson-fuck

Verb: To lie about a situation or event in order to increase one's social standing, or to extricate oneself from an undesirable situation.

Noun: One who lies for the reasons listed above.

Origins: Those who claim to have slept with a Hanson brother are clearly lying in a misguided attempt at impressing cohorts.

"They wanted to put me on the waiting list, but I totally Hanson-fucked myself a ticket!"

"I wish I could come out tonight, but I have to stay home and feed my cat." "You're such a Hanson-fucker."

by SkittlezLA84 July 13, 2009

hansoning

The act of posting a media item (such as a meme, video, or joke) in a group on social media where the same media item has already been posted repeatedly.

"Haha guys, check out this meme that's totally new to me!"

"Dude, quit hansoning. This is the seventh time that's been posted."

by sockpuppetvader September 26, 2017

Hinsson

Hinsson is a very handsome guy with a cute personality. He is deeply in love with mathematics and computer programming. He is a very hardworking guy that does his best in every test and exams. He doesn’t like to eat much food during his lunch, he often eat a bread for his lunch or even doesn’t eat anything. He has a very creative and funny friend besides him always since he is not a funny guy. Also, this man is totally obsessed with the name with double s, he thinks that this is his signature. He has a very bad hobby that he likes to abuse people who play tic-tac-toe with him, so no one ever played tic-tac-toe with him any more, though it is a fun game. He is a very good friend, so if you have a friend that called Hinsson, you are very lucky.

Hinsson love mathematics.

by ceoklok_ December 1, 2021

hansonism

Hansonism:

The act of saying nonsensical and offensive sayings and then blanking out when asked to explain it, named after Australian politician Pauline Hanson and her infamous opening speech to Parliament in 1996.

My professor had a hansonism in AP Calculus today.

by FiatJustitia January 9, 2017

Zac Hanson

Member of the band Hanson. Best known for his long hair until he cut if off recently. Known to play a pretty mean set of drums.

"Hey look at that kid play the drums! He's a regular Zac Hanson!"

by Kristen H May 23, 2005