white-handed

Getting caught "white-handed" is when someone is caught in the act of masturbating. They could be masturbating to porn, or they could just be having some fun with themselves on the toilet. White-handed refers to the cum that drips out of their penis and onto their hands if they don't clean it up right away.

Ethan's mom: So I was going into Ethan's room yesterday to give him his laundry, and then I caught him white-handed!
Ethan's teacher: I caught him in school once! He is such a horny kid...

by SlutVista November 3, 2013

Handjew

A handjob from a jew.

I got an incredible handjew after temple last night.

by Moishadabeetle December 17, 2010

suitcase handles

Big, fat vagina lips that, when pressed together look like suitcase handles.

Look at the pussy on that girl, you could pick her up and carry her around by her suitcase handles.

by WKid May 21, 2006

Hoe handle

A tattoo on the side of a womans torso. A marker that a woman will but out when she is drunk. Also used to draw attention to a lean waist line.

Mike: Did your girl get a tramp stamp tattoo?
Me: Tramp stamps are so 2000's. It's on her side, it's hoe handle.

My hand covers her hoe handle when we do it doggy style.

by Kyleolsenwalsh June 11, 2014

twitter handle

the handle is your personal id on twitter, it starts with the @ symbol

- hey man, what's your twitter handle, i want to follow you
- my handle is @something

by Berserk mode January 13, 2016

2 hander

when a guy's dick is so long that when he's hard he can grab it with both hands and the head sticks out of the top of your hand

manson: mmmmm twiggy I love your 2 hander baby

twiggy: I wish you had a 2 hander like mine :(

by deff2258 June 18, 2009

oh shit handle

The handle in most passenger vehicles and trucks that is located in the interior of the vehicle above the door. Used in extreme driving situations where passengers do not wish to be thrown about the interior of the vehicle. Situations that warrant the usage of the "oh shit handle" include hard braking, abrupt cornering, skidding, careening off bridge. It is usually considered polite for driver to warn passengers before they feel obligated to use the "oh shit handle"

Me: "Mike, I am going to take the 25 mph turn at 55... better grab the os shit handle!"
Mike: "I've been holding the oh shit handle since you started the car!"

by Andrukas January 4, 2004