turkey skin handbag

refers to a mans testicles :)

' terry, your turkey skin handbag is on show dear'

by poodgio January 13, 2014

Buffalo Handcart

Receiving a handjob using spicy wing sauce for lubricant.

Tom: My junk is really sore this morning

Don: Why so?

Tom: Well, I got a Buffalo handcart from Debbi last night and she used extra spicy

by webweary June 19, 2011

Handparty

The act of masturbation - applies to both the male and female gender. May involve one or several people.

"Dude, last night I totally had a handparty in your sister's room."

by JasonFasho January 19, 2009

handbasket

most preferred method of transportation when going to hell.

none is necessary, mister dumb-dumb.

by oddkin May 5, 2005

mexican handwarmer

When you piss in a can or bottle to make a hand warmer.

I was so cold and had to piss so bad so I made a Mexican handwarmer.

by JM0N January 26, 2017

gay handbag

A person who hangs around someone simply because they are gay

I see Steve is with john again, he is such a gay handbag,

by mitch00uk April 6, 2015

hoes handbag

A hoes over large pussy, so large you can fit the contents of a handbag within

Her pussy is a hoes handbag its so big I could park my car there

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015