hemroids

little pimples stuck in your ass.... and no matter how hard you may push... or even lick .... those little buggers stick to you like a fly on shit!!!

the woman became so angry after her monkey raped her she screamed so loud i think she popped a hemroid! what a mess!

by P.MS July 22, 2003

Hairoids

Medications taken during No-Shave November to increase facial hair growth. They are generally considered cheating by those who honestly take part in this holiday.

Man the only reason Scott even has a beard is cause of those Hairoids.

by BowChickaLowLow November 17, 2009

hemroids

When a man/woman pushes so hard when theyre trying to shit... the lil pimples on their ass explode everywhere creating a big mess

by dick August 2, 2003

hemroids

When you have pimples on your ass.

She is suffering from the worst case of hemroids i have ever seen.

by Deej March 23, 2003

Hemroids

Little bumps on your balls.

Hemroids are plainly to say:
Balls on your balls.

by BlackJaguar215 January 21, 2006