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Hampshire College

An experimental liberal arts college near Amherst, MA. Beloved and/or derided for having no grades, unorthodox classes, and a student body of hippies,eccentrics, and the occasional knife fetishist.
Being interested in hackysack, organic farming, and dreads, Josh was a perfect fit for Hampshire College.
by JaffatheHutt March 29, 2009
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Hook Hampshire

Hook is a small town, near basingstoke. It is full of smart, good looking, intelligent youths who love to have a good time!

It has a londis, premier and tesco too, With many takeaways, causing the population of Hook to be obese.
The place where heads hang out is usually either premier car park, hook station or base/skatepark.

The hook parish council set up 'The Base' to get youths off the streets... This did not work, no body goes there.

The amount of moped's has increased over the past couple of years, therefore causing the police to get mass amounts of complaints from the local residents.

A few olders, that drive usually congregate at the top car park at the base playing their music at an unsocial level, therefore causing more complaints from the residents.
-One car you've got to look out for, is a blue corsa with a loud exhaust and a monkey-looking boy driving it.

In hook there are the HYG and the Hook Massive. The HYG drive whereas the Hook Massive prefer to walk and fuck shit up.

Bun bench is where you'd find most of the stoners of hook, if youre ever in need of weed, ring the number written on the lampost next to the dog shit bin, fat draws.
NOTE: If you're ever on drugs, avoid the trippy ass hook 'lady' walker.

Hook has a range of antisocial activities:
Terrorising Yugi,
Throwing dead pigeons across the road,
Trolley racing in tesco car park,
Making large fires in bluebell woods,
EGGS.
'Anyone fancy joining me in venturing to hook hampshire?'

'FUCK DAT SHIT, BRO'
by hookmassive February 8, 2012
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What happens when a simple clothes hamper comes in handy as the perfect prop to bend your partner over.
She bent forward with her arms outstretched onto the floor and I got in there right behind her at the perfect angle; such is the bliss of hamper sex!
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New Hampshire

A place where people from mass come to get lost in our mountains which have very clearly marked trails and then have the state of New Hampshire pay to rescue them.
Where have you been?

I got lost in those fackin New Hampshire mountains, i am such a moron.
by TheRadish1 March 30, 2009
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Magic Hamper

The place you get previously worn - yet clean smelling clothes from.

If you leave a pair of jeans in the hamper long enough they lose the funky smell that caused you to throw them into the hamper in the first place!! It's MAGIC!!!
"Is that a pasta stain on your pants?"

"So it is... looks like my magic hamper missed a spot."
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Cum Hamper

A female or male that likes to swallow or take loads of cum in their mouth or ass.
Christine had a threesome with Rick and Chris. One blew in her pussy and the other blew in her ass. She is a nasty cum hamper!

God Alice blew the whole football team! That girl is nothing more than a cum hamper!
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Hampejznice

Czech diminutive word for "SLUT"
Ty hampejznice!
by Kalous September 27, 2009
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