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an over weight sloppy girl that has lost all self respect for themselves thus making them also a slut willing to have sex with any and everyone.
by william mcfap October 04, 2011
by MoJo Mojowitz September 06, 2005
Drunk and high. When a person drinks (one slice of bread) in combination with smoking (the other slice of bread), they become the ham sandwich.
Unsuspecting College Freshman1: "Hey man, lets get really high tonight."
More knowledgeable upperclassman: "Awesome, lets smoke your weed."
*Proceed to get really high*
Unsuspecting College Freshman2: "Hey guys, I bought beer from this homeless guy."
UCF1: "I can't turn down free beer, lets get drunk!"
MKU: "I'll sit this one out."
UCF1+2: Puke everywhere and die.
MKU: "Man, right before they died, they were totally ham sandwiched."
More knowledgeable upperclassman: "Awesome, lets smoke your weed."
*Proceed to get really high*
Unsuspecting College Freshman2: "Hey guys, I bought beer from this homeless guy."
UCF1: "I can't turn down free beer, lets get drunk!"
MKU: "I'll sit this one out."
UCF1+2: Puke everywhere and die.
MKU: "Man, right before they died, they were totally ham sandwiched."
by Whothefuckk July 31, 2012
Matt: holy hell dude, Sean was so ham sandwiched last night he knocked on people's door wearing a leopard print thong, asking for a cup of sugar. Then we ordered a pizza and ate an entire chocolate cake. I woke up on his couch, covered in BBQ sauce.
Tyler: HAMMED!
Tyler: HAMMED!
by motherbear October 16, 2008
by Ham Sandwich with mustard July 23, 2011
by billybobb December 28, 2005