Ham Sandwich

The act of wanking between someones bumcheeks.
My bird gave me a ham sandwich last nite, but I also managed a sneaky pete
by pyrator April 25, 2003
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Ham Sandwich

A Caucasian female that is less appetizing when compared to an exotic banquet.
Dave walked in to a fine Asian banquet, only to pull a Ham Sandwich out of the back pocket.
by Tower of power January 13, 2015
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Ham Sandwich

Annoying alternative for the curse Hell.
If you want to be more annoying than you already are try this. Instead of using: "How the hell are you?"

say instead: "How the ham sandwich are you?"
by The Trim Reaper February 22, 2005
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Ham Sandwich

1. The best sandwich on earth.
2. A sadwich consiting of ham.
3. Sometimes includes cheese.
4. mondo cool
5. someone's behind
6. yummmmmmm
7. the is no definition #7
8. nor #8
I have a ham sandwich in my pants today.
by ham_sandwich August 11, 2003
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Ham Sandwich

Although usually used as a punishment for bad sex, a ham sandwich can also be something for kinky and wierd chicks. It begins with a man walking up and down a girls body with his legs stratilling her body (she is laying down and he is standing) he then shits all over her untill he is done. He then continues by pissing all over her body. He finally completes the sandwich by laying on top of her.
Dude, that chich was so bad last night i had to give her a ham sandwich.
by Lonestar Comet June 11, 2008
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Ham Sandwich

A person of which that would be eaten, like a ham sandwich, by higher class people in case of an end-of-the-Earth situation. In other words: a low class loser.
Student #1: Geez! That kid over there still has not done his end-of-the-year presentation and it was due 3 days ago.

Student #2: He's the ham sandwich of the class. Don't worry about him.
by jackson4502 May 17, 2011
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I mean this is great ham sandwiches are two pieces of ham put on the outside of one or more pieces of bread then chewed swallowed and in a day poo pooed out of his/her doo hicky.
wait one minute while i fix my self pickles on a plate then wee dance the night away tugg tugg.
by king of doo hicky'z July 18, 2003
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