Ham and eggs

A nickname for penis and testicles.

That ball hit me right in the ham and eggs.

by Sipple September 24, 2006

pressed ham and eggs

To push ones testicles to their backside, then press their bare ass and testicles against a plane of glass, squishing the testes against the glass, thus resembling a pressed ham and eggs.

Johnny served all of us a Pressed Ham and Eggs for breakfast from his RV Sunday.

by NASA_CRX May 20, 2008

rotten ham and eggs

When nix six licks jose's balls

Hey stop trying to give me the rotten ham and eggs

by jumbles July 15, 2010

too much ham for two eggs

From the Spanish: Mucho jamon por dos huevos-- a fat girl.

She was too much ham for my two eggs.

by Joe Bone March 8, 2005

Ham and egg shift

On back shift or running late for work. Giving time to have a big bacon and egg breakfast.

Ohh here's fat bob, late again. He's on the ham and egg shift today.

by Brutesev August 19, 2023