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New Zealand Holocaust

The term to describe the massive native population decline in New Zealand. 25 percent of New Zealand college graduates have fled New Zealand, and nearly 20 percent of adult working age New Zealanders do not live in New Zealand. 1000 New Zealanders a week move to Australia to make significantly more money and life better lives in cities that are not crime ridden, tall poppy syndrome ridden, road to nowhere hellholes that exist in New Zealand. 1% of the New Zealand population leaves its country each year.
Did you see that new guy at work? He's a New Zealander.
Yes, he's the fifth New Zealander I've seen today. They are all coming over here because there's nothing in New Zealand but sheep and crime ridden cities. It's like a New Zealand Holocaust over there.
by MARIO VAN FEEBLES June 16, 2011
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Rapeshow Holocaust

The extreme pinnacle of terribleness reached in a given situation. Usually involves a trifecta of injury, nakedness, and drunkeness. Similar (yet vastly more extreme) than the "Shitshow", the Rapeshow Holocaust can be used in an ironic sense. It's horrifyingly painful to watch, but at the same time outlandishly hilarious. When a person defies all that you hold morally dear in an often naked and drunken display causing harm to others, you know you have witnessed a Rapeshow Holocaust.
"Last night Bob got inhumanly plastered and drove away every good looking girl at the party with his lewd gestures and remarks before getting naked and falling out a second story window."

"Dude... sounds like a Rapeshow Holocaust."
by That'sjusttheworst November 30, 2009
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baby holocaust

a product of beating-off
Q: "Can I use your Tide Pen to get this deodorant stain out?"
A: "I'm afraid it wont come out, thats the site of a baby holocaust."
by in0circles June 24, 2008
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Anal Holocaust

When you fart more than you shit, and as you stand up, the fumes escape from the toilet literally suffocating you in your own gas chamber of a bathroom.
Man, did you hear about Tom? He died after his brutal anal holocaust.
by Adiosk8r515 March 5, 2009
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Nuclear Holocaust

-noun -pron. NOOK-lee-ERR HALL-oh-COST

1. The time at which, during the Earth and mankind's evolution, when the planet is a radiated wasteland of sand and bleached bones. Where once great cities stood, now stand only shells of a once great civilization. Where nothing survives save for resilient disease and bacteria, and the remnants of the species described as homo-sapien, who took refuge in under-ground shelters before the bright flash of their collective peak of ingenuity and scientific curiosity engulfed them all.
2. Mankind's last chance to prove it's worth before the innevitable end.
3. A time long after mankind's nuclear arms have been spent.
4. A time when the only means of survival is a honed blade, and a clean rifle amongst the onslaught of cannibals, and radiated humans known as, zombies.
"But Mr. President, surely you know the ramifications of this decision. Evil begets evil. If we fire, so will they, and you and I both know the only possible outcome is annihilation. A nuclear holocaust."
"Just shut up and give the goddamn order."
"I'm sorry sir, I can't, I...I won't."
"Gen. Cosgray, would you please shoot Mr. Williams."
by tytoldyouso February 5, 2010
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Simp Holocaust

A simp holocaust is when people round up simps and put them on trains to send them to Simpitration Camps. They are then moved into the camp to begin sorting, and they are moved towards one of the many gas chambers that the camp has to offer for the Simps. They are then gassed and thrown into Mass Graves labeled with"Caution, Simps".
Woah dude did you hear about the Simp Holocaust that's going on?

Let's commit a Simp Holocaust!

Hitler would be proud at this Simp Holocaust man.
by Arcaelus May 13, 2020
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Cannibal Holocaust

-I have a biology exam tomorrow
- You should watch Cannibal Holocaust, i've got my degree with this movie.
by Littlefuckingseal January 17, 2014
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