the haircut

a new addition to the world of drinking games. bad news only 2 people participate at a time, good news is you'll be wasted drunk after a good number of haircuts. one person will sit down on a chair, and the "barber" will place a towel over your body, like you're actually in a barbershop getting a real haircut. the person sitting down will lay their head back getting ready for the haircut, the barber will then pour a chaser into the their mouth and you will hold it it in your mouth, then the barber will pour liquor (no weak shit either) into your mouth until it is full. you then swallow, get your towel brushed off, and you will stand up satisfied knowing you just had a really nice haircut.

Me and my friend Ray at a party, getting smacked drinkin vlady and MD, while playin pong.
Me: wow, my hair is starting to get stupid long
Ray: don't worry, i can set you up with a appointment after we hit this last cup.
Me: what do you mean? im not lettin you cut my hair, youre sauced.
Ray: well are you tryin to get fuckin wasted as shit? or complain about your gay ass hair the rest of the night?
Me: .. wasted.
Ray: then you are ready for the haircut my friend (he says while hittin last cup at 11 o clock)
Me: im not just ready, im fuckin ready
Ray: well im glad you said that, why dont you sit down and ill set you up with your 11 o clock appointment.

by Nighthawk 82 April 25, 2011

haircut

noun

(1) obnoxiously trendy scene kid with bangs that cover his or her eyes

(2) ob"scene" individual with ridiculously cut and teased hair

synonym: whitebelt

i guess Whiskey Bar is the new place to be; there were so many haircuts making out with whitebelts last Thursday it wasn't even worth the $1 wells.

by melissa and jordan March 20, 2006

haircut

A man with a well-coffed haircut that he uses primarily in his function as a salesman. He is always a republican but is just one firing away from the welfare lines. He is waiting for his parents to die so he can quit work and drink scotches for the rest of his life.

That dude John is a real haircut. He is just a handsome flunky that old broads think is darling.

by call it as it is January 18, 2005

haircuts

Noun, plural. Another way to describe a group of hipsters. Refers to the type of haircut now seen on many. Examples include dramatic sweeping bangs that cover both eyes and half the face, a fauxhawk, or mullet. Moderately derogative term as it is meant to make fun of the often seen and now unoriginal style.

"Hey, did you go see that new indie band at Popscene on Thursday?"

"Yeah, the haircuts were all there"

by supercuts August 28, 2006

haircut

A way for parents to fucking mutilate your head. For middle to lower class blue collar families, usually done so Bubba can get a nice buzzcut ot in my casr, top keep em "from gettin too emo on us...hahahaha!
I had my hair cut because it was "in my eyes, ive never heard such bullshit

mom:hey zack let's go to sportsclips to get your scalp raped i mean get a haircut!

me:how about you save me some time and cut my wrist now!

by zack the former emo May 17, 2007

haircut

a slang term meaning to pop off for a sly wank when friends and family think you are somewhere else.

"Where's John?"

"Oh, he's gone for a haircut!"

"Dirty wanker!"

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

haircut

A haircut is a receiving a completely different style or cutting off several inches of one's hair. This is different than the trimming of one's hair, which is by definition, trimming off the split ends.

Emily will be giving Joe a haircut when he loses their CPA exam bet.

by tcufrog08 July 20, 2008