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Merle Haggard

Something tried and true. As good as gold. Reliable.
That knot is a Merle Haggard, it will never come loose.
by Patrick Roughen October 10, 2007
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mad haggard

1) Whenever things get rough beyond all reasonable standards. An expression of an inability to make any headway against the fundamental ridiculousness of a shitty situation.

Pioneered by Adam and Josiah about halfway through a confusing trip in Eugene, OR, it quickly became a useful, though somewhat overused, descriptor for a lot the crap that life throws at you. It also evolved into a universal adjective to directly describe people and things as well as situations. Sometimes shortened to MH.

2) Can be used as a reply to a complaint. In this form it is descriptive, but takes on the additional sense of empathizing with the speaker, while also tacitly admitting that there isn't anything that can be done about the hopelessly fucked up situ.
A: "My shoes are untied, my headphones are all tangled, I can't find my shit, my nose is running and I don't know which way is up. I feel like a bag lady."
J: "Mad haggard, yo!"

"Damn, Roland is really pissing me off with all the bullshit he's making us do. Mad haggard--i'mma quit soon."

"George Bush is mad haggard."

J: "This sucks."
A: "MH."
by Adamator November 10, 2008
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Haggarday

The day following a hard Friday (day or night) of drinking or other forms of debauchery, and the participants are looking and feeling haggard. The day preceding Sunday (only if previous conditions apply).
"If we drink too much, tomorrow might make for yet another Haggarday."

"Man, I got way too drunk last night. I'm not looking forward to this Haggarday."
by Javier7 October 21, 2008
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Jacob Hoggard

Jacob Hoggard from Hedley. The man with the one and only gazillion pack.
I wish I had a gazillion pack like Jacob Hoggard, and not just a 6 pack.

Holy look at Jacob Hoggard's abs! He's got a gazillion pack!
by bnw9 September 27, 2009
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hangar queen

Any aircraft that regularly resides in a hangar as a result of an accident, a maintenance issue, or both. Sometimes the said aircraft is cannibalized for parts for other aircraft.
Jeff's airplane has become a hangar queen because he needs a new engine.
by stevesairshow April 10, 2008
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Hagger

A medieval nickname for someone who was thought to be wild or untamed.

Hagger comes from the French word for hedge, implying something undisclosed, with no boundaries, hence wild or untamed.
You can't contain a Hagger.
That person's a bit Hagger.
by stefflington November 4, 2018
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ted haggard

Ted Arthur Haggard is an American evangelical preacher. He is also known for having fucked Mike Jones, denying it, then accepting it and subsequently resigning his leadership of the National Association of Evangelicals.
Ted Haggard: I am a deceiver and a liar. The fact is I am guilty of sexual immorality...There is a part of my life that is so repulsive and dark that I've been warring against it all of my adult life.

Me: You're teh ghey. Both literally and metaphorically.

Ted Haggard: I know...
by Rodrigoh! December 11, 2008
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