HSP 

Highly Sensitive Person; a person who is much more "sensitive" to the world around them than normal.
Being an HSP is generally confused with being autistic and/or introverted because they tend to mimic most symptoms/traits of both. While it is indeed quite common for HSP's to be introverted and/or autistic, they are NOT the same thing.

"Is he okay?"
"Yes. He's just an HSP. He gets overwhelmed by the world around him much more easily and doesn't respond well to being put under pressure."

"So basically, he's autistic?"

"Uh...Well, he is. But that's different."

"I see."

HSP by Ubeenbamboozledson April 15, 2022

Hsp 

An acronym for high sperm pressure, a condition that arises from the lack of sexual intercourse or the non-existence thereof, victims of the condition usually display irrational displays of aggression as a result, they just seem angry at the world.

Dude, I heard that your girlfriends ex boyfriend is suffering from Hsp

Hsp by S'bu January 18, 2008

HSP 

Acronym for the greatest thing in the world known as Homework, Sex, Pop-tarts. process of doing your homework with a significant other, sex, and afterwards eating poptarts because they are a great after sex snack usually followed by sleep.

We had a serious HSP session last night, after i was exhausted though.

HSP by stopdownloading April 12, 2011

HSP 

Often used as "Highly Sensitive Person", a non-diagnosis used to explain irrational behavior. See separate entry.

In reality, it means "High Strung Psycho".

"Mara says her tantrums are due to her inner HSP."
"Yep, she's definitely a high strung Psycho!"

HSP by TooOldToPutUpWithCrap April 18, 2020

HSP 

Highly Sensitive Person. Not an actual mental disorder or diagnosis. Used by people who want to be labeled with anything to justify their insufferable drama-seeking behavior. They create chaos and arguments out of thin air, and cannot be reasoned with because they must always be the victim. Will flip their sh*t at anything even tangentially perceived to be offensive.

Eve: I hate my hair
Stacy: Your hair looks great!
Eve: Why did you say that? You know I’m having a bad hair day and you’re not respecting my autonomy to feel how I want to feel about my hair. I don’t need your help or advice to tell me what to do with my life.
Stacy: I just gave you a compliment.
Eve: Stop minimizing my feelings! *runs off crying*

Stacy: What an HSP!

HSP by Fariza M. May 18, 2019

HSP 

HSP is a Household Sex Partner , in the age of Coronavirus, your HSP is the person you live with or are having sex with while quarantined.

It’s best to limit sex to your household sex partner (HSP)

HSP by Late_capitalism April 1, 2020

HSP 

A HSP is a highly-sensitive person. HSP means that a person is overly sensitive, they feel emotions deeper than people that aren't HSPs. Their environment can overwhelm them, e.g., too much lighting or background noise. They also react strongly to many things, such as insults our things that are "just a joke". Many HSPs can't understand violence and why people are mean, but that's not a bad thing. They just want the world to be a better place. HSPs feel a strong connection to nature, art and animals. HSPs are commonly told to "grow a thicker skin," "just take a joke" or "you're so sensitive,". In many cases, non-HSPs will call them crybabies. That's not the case whatsoever, HSPs just feel emotions deeper than other people. They are similar to empaths.

Person: They're such a crybaby, why can't they take a joke for once?
Friend: It's because they're a HSP, leave them alone.

*not all people who can't take a joke are HSPS!

HSP by moomis December 18, 2021