HSP

The hsp is known in Australia as the halal snack pack but we all have a bogan mate called Hally who's usually a big fan of meat and chips hence why the hsp is now know as hally's snack pack.
It's usually his choice of meal besides something that's cooked in a microwave.

What's Hally having for lunch today ?
A hsp.
Is that a Hally snack pack?
Yeah.

by cumgarglingfaggot May 4, 2019

HSP

Acronym for the greatest thing in the world known as Homework, Sex, Pop-tarts. process of doing your homework with a significant other, sex, and afterwards eating poptarts because they are a great after sex snack usually followed by sleep.

We had a serious HSP session last night, after i was exhausted though.

by stopdownloading April 12, 2011

HSP

Often used as "Highly Sensitive Person", a non-diagnosis used to explain irrational behavior. See separate entry.

In reality, it means "High Strung Psycho".

"Mara says her tantrums are due to her inner HSP."
"Yep, she's definitely a high strung Psycho!"

by TooOldToPutUpWithCrap April 18, 2020

Hsp

An acronym for high sperm pressure, a condition that arises from the lack of sexual intercourse or the non-existence thereof, victims of the condition usually display irrational displays of aggression as a result, they just seem angry at the world.

Dude, I heard that your girlfriends ex boyfriend is suffering from Hsp

by S'bu January 18, 2008

dirty hsp

is when a girl shits,pisses, vomits, spits and cums all over a hsp and then their significant other (big O) eats it and then chews it up and spits it into her mouth.

me and my girl pulled a dirty hsp, I didn't need take away afterwards

by dirty hsp February 11, 2023

HSP-46

THE MOST DOGSHIT moving vehicle built by man kind. That locomotive came straight out of a Boston street alley porta poty. This thing is used by the mbta which is a run down railroad getting rammed in the ass by there own decisions. Sound like my son that I kicked out of the house:)

Damn dude I need to take a massive HSP-46, I’ll be right back 💩💩

by anonymous February 15, 2021

HSP

HSP is a Household Sex Partner , in the age of Coronavirus, your HSP is the person you live with or are having sex with while quarantined.

It’s best to limit sex to your household sex partner (HSP)

by Late_capitalism April 1, 2020