hoya

something someone says to get someone's attention... in a sexual way ;)

HOYA MAH GUYS

by potatodreams August 9, 2022

Hoya

Noun: Mysteriously foolish or stupid individual, often in troubling, unsettling, rebellious, and unpredictable terms.

There was this fucking Hoya at subway with a skateboard who stared at my wife's ass the whole time and boy, did I want to kick his ass.

by AnoymousAsshole January 27, 2017

HOYA

Happy One Year Anniversary

Date: May 1st, 2014

Teresa: HOYA!
Joseph: ??
Teresa: Happy One Year Anniversary, babe!! Love you, my a.f.f.i <3
Joseph: :)

by LLpoofie May 19, 2014

Hoya

hot ass nipples, lickable nips

Man, you got some Hoya nips, there.

by LeAnna October 6, 2004

Hoya

A feces remnant that dangles from the anus.

I couldn't shake the hoya off my ass, and it left me a brownstain in my drawers.

by bbaass October 16, 2005

hoya

Scrotum, taint and ass hair.

No hoya on that batter, no hoya - hey batter, batter, batter, hey batter. No hoya! Swing batter!

by dibblez69 October 6, 2010

Hoya

Famous all time laugher on certain pages over the Internet. Especially on trance.nu

Hated by most persons because of the laughing.

Hes a full time Hoya. (Hes a full time laugher)

by Hoya May 26, 2004