hows the weather up there

A dick thing you say to a tall person to piss them off.

Person 1 "Hows the weather up there?"
Person 2 "Fuck you."

by Jackalfu March 20, 2017

hows life

a conversation starter that never works

guy: hows life?
girl: huh??

by jonathan92c March 17, 2008

Hows u

Hows u is a contraction of the question "How are you?"

Hows is derived from How is and although grammatically non-standard is paired with you, here abbreviated to u, in this phrase.

The term Hows can be used with other phrases to mean How are/is in a general sense.

Mr. A: hows u?
Ms. B: im good u?
Mr. A:good thx

Miss C: hows the weather?
Mrs. D: shit as ever

by pertuos July 12, 2010

hows the pie

a phrase taken from an awkward scene in the film Spider-man 3. It can be used in palce of "how's your day" or"how are you" and the response , if the person is well, should be "sooo good :D"

person 1: Hows the pie, man? person2: sooooo good :D

by harry osborn June 4, 2007

hows it rollin

Hows it rollin is a term used by gangstas translating to "are you on drugs"
If someone says "hows it rollin" and you are on drugs (usually weed or marijuana) you say "is rollin"

If you are not on drugs you say "its hangin" because your hangin around waiting for da stuff

Hey Tyrone my nigga hows it rollin

Hey yo is rollin Jamal

by Is_me_Deshawn August 15, 2016

Hows life ?

1) Like using 'How are you?' or "Wussup ?"
2) A word to use when having no way to reply. Used to fill in the awkward silence.

Bob: Hi.
Bobby: Hi.
Bob: I think I'm on my period.
Bobby: But arent you a guy ?
Bob: Yeah.
Bobby: Soo, Hows life ?

by unicorn wannbe person July 1, 2011

Hows your hammer hanging?

Means how are you? Hows your dick? Hows your sex life? All rolled into one question.

Hey man hows your hammer hanging?

by Judge dredd7 April 10, 2011