The Hoskins

The morally repugnant, visually deplorable, and physically gruesome act of engaging in sexual intercourse with an extremely robust woman who was most likely the failed genetic offspring of a reproductive scientist's attempt to crossbreed Rosie O'Donnell, an Amazonian Manatee, a Naked Mole Rat, Chris Farley, and a Blobfish. Often, doing "The Hoskins" is caused by ingesting massive amounts of alcohol, poor friendship, and a serious psychological defect which allows the perpetrator to push past the normal threshold where an average person would succumb to violent puking seizures and the complete retraction of the male reproductive organs inside the body (as a turtle does when danger is near).

Additionally, "The Hoskins" may refer to a dance move in which an individual outstretches their arms in a semi-circular fashion (as if trying to give a bear hug), bends their knees, and furiously thrusts their pelvis at a number of different speeds and angles. "The Back Brace" is a popular variation of "The Hoskins" in which the dancer places one hand upon the lower back while making facial expressions that indicate severe pain and discomfort.

Jim: "Hey Don, did you hear about M.J. last weekend? He did 'The Hoskins'!!!"

Don: "That sick fucker. I wouldn't do The Hoskins with someone else's dick and the ability to erase memories!"

Or

Girl 1: "What is that guy doing over there?"

Girl 2: "I think he's doing "The Hoskins" with the back brace variation."

Girl 1: "That is sooo sexy. I wish someone would teach me how to do "The Hoskins"!

by Mr. Will November 10, 2010

Hosking

Shit. To have the shits. Liquid fecal matter, often accompanied by malodorous gaseous emissions.

Hosking yeah! OR I can't come in to work today as my guts are all Hosking.

by FoxyLG June 11, 2015

Hooky-Bobbing

Hooking or grasping on to the rear bumper of a car or truck when the road is covered in snow and ice. The motorist often doesn't know the youth is squatted down behind the car hanging on to the rear bumper. The 'Hooky-Bobber' gets a free and dangerous ride. Hooky-Bobbing is mostly for a joy-ride, but can be a way to get home from school. The dangers include inhaling car exhaust, motorists traveling at high rates of speed. Rock,gravel,sand and sewer covers in the road that have melted the snow and/or ice resulting in the Hooky-Bobber to be tossed off the rear bumper. Also often times, mittens or gloves get stuck/frozen to the rear bumper.

"Dude! Look at the snow coming down! I can't wait for school to get out to go Hooky-Bobbing!"

by Raider Quinn July 20, 2008

hooky bobbin

The act of sliding on your feet behind a car on an icy road while being towed by holding onto the bumper.

In the winter you can hitch a ride by grabbing the bumper of a car and sliding on the icy road while being towed. This is called hooky bobbin.

by Jann Farris February 15, 2008

Siberian Husky

A demonic little creature who eats your shoes, pees on the floor, and sheds everywhere yet still ends up to be the sweetest dog you'll ever encounter.

Non-husky Owner: omG i looove huskys tehy are the BESTESTIEST dogs everrr

Siberian Husky "owner": He's a lil shit.

by Yogurt the Potato June 2, 2014

Honky House

A home made up of at least three (3) Caucasian residents (and only Caucasian residents) in a primarily black neighborhood. These "honkys" are very white, but will attempt to camouflage into the surroundings by spending a lot of time on their porch, using phrases like "mmm hmm decent", and giving patrol cars the middle finger as they pass by slowly on the street.

Have you been to the Honky House in Manayunk? Those crackers know how to throw a party!

by moyer48 May 4, 2010

play hooky

to avoid going to work or school without an excuse

Why do you play hooky every time this happens?

by Light Joker September 5, 2005