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by the garry May 24, 2020
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House Porn

Feeds of Trulia, Realtor.com, Zillow, etc that excite men/women as much as does xnxx, RedTube, etc. Could also be the hours of realtor information often streamed on public television OR print media also that excite one similar to watching soft core or nudie magazines.
I scroll through my Trulia feed several times a day and send my friends fantasy houses like single people trade noodz. Totally addicted to house porn.
by TorchuredHeart July 16, 2021
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horsepound

See also ramjack. To fuck the hell out of someone.
I forced Mrs. Gayaka into a very uncomfortable position, legs behind ears, and horsepounded her for 36.23 hours.
by nancyedwards March 16, 2005
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Horseporn

Pornography depicting and directly involving equine.

An exclamation used in situations similar to "fuck!" intended to arouse a greater amount of shock among audiences. Great for surprising nearby folks and making them feel akward.

Also can be used to describe something as being BS or meaningless
Person 1: Dude, there was gum on that bench you just sat on.

Person 2: Aw, Horseporn!

Person 1: I just aced my chemistry exam!

Person 2: What? Like hell you did, that's horseporn!
by Pinko November 27, 2004
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horsecorn

a smut reading layabout. usually a keen interest in vampire smut.
god damnit Jim quit being such a big ass horsecorn!
by horsedcorn June 27, 2023
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