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horror movie crank

The long cranking of a car that is trying to start in a horror movie. Usually by a teen girl in a tight skirt and high heels. she usually floods the engine.
The monster was nearly so the girl gave her car a "horror movie crank".
by Big Tom December 29, 2004
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horror movie

A stupid movie containing vast amounts of violence that is never actually scary. However, it is referred to as a "horror" movie because of the horrors that are experienced when one returns to their home subsequent to the viewing of the movie.

Examples include the following; various nightmares related to the movie, the unwelcoming of that dark room at the end of the hall, the impression that there is a character from the movie in one's closet/bathroom/shower or other enclosed spaces in or near the bedroom, and other similar experiences.
"Hey Jim, you wanna come over to see a horror movie tonight?"

"Fuck no, not after the last time when I almost shit myself when I got home."
by hardrock711 October 24, 2011
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horror movie dick

When you fuck a girl while she's on her period and your dick looks all bloody.
That was so good baby, check out my horror movie dick.
by Ladyinpublic October 22, 2014
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horror movie handjob

when you are at the movies watching a horror movie with your girlfriend and she is giving you a handjob as someone screams and she squeezes and tugs your penis and you scream like a bitch
davie: why is he holding his crotch
susie: his girlfriend gave him a horror movie handjob
davie: oooooohh thats suck i woulda beat that hoes ass
by killyoface1123249 July 30, 2010
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The Horror Movie Database

Horror Movie Database where you can search by keywords or just browse the long list of horror movies. Movies are added daily. With dvd covers, movie synopsis, ratings, trailers and movie scenes and links to the comedy, adventure, thriller, and family movie databases this database is great and very easy to follow.
The Horror Movie Database. Let's say you want to watch a movie about children, supernatural, and ghosts. Go to thehorrormoviedatabase and type those keywords separated by commas in the search box and you will get a list of movies that reflects your choices.
by horrorfreak December 26, 2010
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wooden horror movie shed

basically a "outhouse" if youre lame and like to call it that instead
did you see jeremy and chad go into the wooden horror movie shed? I think they're about to make their own rated R movie 😏
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Horror Movie

Having sex with a girl who is menstruating - (making a) horror movie
Menstruating lady to lucky man: Hey do you wanna go and make a horror movie?

"Aw man, I romanced with this girl last night and it looked like a scene from a horror movie because she had her period"

Girl: No, not tonight I'm bleeding from my vajay-jay
Boy: That's cool we can play horror movies

"unless you like horror movies you don't want to go down there tonight"
by M.C27 September 9, 2012
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