Horf

The act of smoking anything

Yo, wanna horf a cigarette?

by Derek Anderson May 14, 2008

horf

To cough, or dislodge something from your throat.

Wenona: Sometimes, when I was a little kid, if I ate hamburgers with pickles the pickle slices would get stuck between my upper airway and throat
Wenona: Then I'd have to horf it up

by curvs October 17, 2008

Kitty Horf

The thing that comes out of your mouth as soon as you find your cat has thrown up.

Damnit! Kitty Horf!

by chippidysan April 3, 2009

Horf

the noise and/or action one makes when they are about to throw up; to make such a noise or action

I heard my cat begin horfing in the chair next to me so I quickly moved her to the floor where she then threw up on the rug instead.

by crackerjack_dame June 28, 2025

Horf

A floating head that spits out blood.
It’s commonly found in basements.

God Damnit! That horf killed me again!

by OkayShore June 25, 2023

Horf Snorf

To absolutely demolish a plate/bowl/whatever of food.

"Dude I'm about to absolutely horf snorf this bowl of taco salad."

by wheelbarrel January 8, 2025

horfing

inhaling something, like whippits

whoa, you look cool horfing those whippits

by horfer horfington March 22, 2021