honduran handshake

whiping your hand in a dirty place, ie testicles/anus, the proceding to shake someones hand
I was pissed off at Jimmy, so i quickly whiped my hand on my sweaty gooch then gave him the 'ol honduran handshake.
by Thommy696969 September 15, 2006
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Honduran Houdinis

A sexual game in which a woman inserts a small vibrator into either her vagina or rectum and her partner must find it. If it is inserted into her rectum and can't be found, she should usually remove with a bowel motion.
"Oh my god dude, it was so kinky, we played 5 rounds of Honduran Houdinis."
by The Log Jammer April 15, 2010
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Honduran Meatball

When a male, preferably from Southern America, poops on top of pasta and then cuts himself to bleed in the pasta. The blood resembles the red sauce and the poop resembles a meatball. Then he will forcefully shove a girls face in it until the girl manages to eat all of the contents of the bowl. The girl will have little room to breathe, due the the aggressive nature of the face shoving.
guy 1: dude, why is there a cut mark on your arm?
guy 2: i don't normally do weird shit, but i gave this girl a honduran meatball last night...
guy 1: dude thats raunchy
by SneakyBadger August 12, 2010
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Honduran alarm clock

is when you find your partner sleeping with his/her mouth open, so then you can take a shit in his/her mouth and then stick your penis in it and say good morning hun.
Sharon fell asleep during sex so i gave her a honduran alarm clock to start off her morning
by jaijdfoiagjhaiosd June 26, 2010
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Honduran Nose Job

An ancient discipline developed in Honduras where a male bends over and a female licks the area between his nut sack and his butthole, aka the gooch, in a manner so determined that her nose becomes lodged inside of his butthole. More commonly known in the United States as, tainted love.
What did you do last night?

I brought this chick back to my place and it got crazy.

Oh, yea? Was she a freak?

Hell yea, she got so into it she ended up getting a Honduran nose job! We won't be seeing eachother again.
by BookWerm February 28, 2011
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Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.
Jen : can you remind me how to do The East Honduran Scissor ritual please?
by Crack15 September 02, 2019
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Honduran Hot Pocket

The act of inserting your testicles into a vagina and then putting them in her mouth while she does the hasaphahaphasala like it's hot as fuck burning her mouth.
She was hungry so I took her out for a Honduran Hot Pocket
by MillerIsTheName September 13, 2023
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