homophile

An asshole who believes that human beings were meant to be homosexual, that nature intented it that way, and spends his/her time kissing homosexual's asses on message boards.

Person 1: Wouldn't Jacob and Robert make a cute couple?
Person 2: But aren't they both guys?
Homophile: YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? AND YOUR POINT IS???

Person 1: Who's best for Joey, Michelle or Susan?
Homophile: !@##$%%^^%, DANIEL WOULD YOU HOMOPHOBIC !@#@#

by IluvB123 March 31, 2005

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When a man likes men but isn't gay.

Person 1: Slappy likes men.
Person 2: I know, he's very homophilic.
Person 1: Yeah, but, Slappy likes men still.
Person 2: Of course, everyone knows that.

by thespanishone March 05, 2011

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A homosexual person with an obsession with looking at gay pornography. Homophiles are generally very over-sexual and make it very apparent that they're gay.

From Norwegian "Homofile" meaning "gay".

Dude, Dylan is such a homophile. He wants to cum in my bellybutton.

Chris told me during English he wants to lick my nipples then cover me in ranch dressing... what a homophile!

by bauB June 11, 2008

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You know I just coined a new word.

Homophile: A person who loves wordplay in general and particularly puns formed by homphones.

Shakespear was a well known homophile.

I just call them homos for short.

Hence, most people who enjoy my writing are homos.

I said I don't have a soul, not sole you homophile!

by Lord Xantar April 09, 2005

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