Holy Fuck

Sexual intercourse that takes place on holy grounds. This includes chaples, churches, pews in your church, graveyards, and graves etc.

"Man, it was a holy fuck" "religious prostitute"

by Raspberry Blondie June 22, 2015

holy fuck

to fuck under the holy bible in church

boy: hey meet meet me at the church at 1

girl: why?
boy: because i’m going to holy fuck the shit out of you

by your left testicle October 15, 2019

Holy Fuck

To fuck without commiting a sin.Bending to the right instead of the left confuses God and there for does not accuse of abbusing adult activities...Sex!

holy fuck that boy this time you disgusting horny retard.

by jackass11 March 22, 2008

Holy Fuck

n. according to teh bible, what the vergin mary did to get jesus

"how did it get there, then? was it some sort of holy fuck?"

by Qnaalor G. September 18, 2004

holy fuck

what you say when you cum really pleasantly to the kinkiest sick porno (legal for fuck's sake) that you have ever seen

HHooooooollyyyy fuck holy fuck, holy fuck! oh, oh, yeah!

by damien666666666bc May 29, 2010

holy fuck

Well practically when god decides to swear this happens.

Holy fuck look at this human .Jesus,come and watch this!

by ImmaKillerWhale May 12, 2018

Holy Fuck

Putting a Nun that's reciting the verses of the lord in missionary while in church and using holy water as lube.

*On a Sunday afternoon
Guy 1: Damn Bru you looked like you just got blessed what happened?
Guy 2: I went to church and got a Holy Fuck

by JessusAngel December 16, 2019