holy crap 

crap from the catholic pulp

man NO.1 Holy crap!
man NO.2 what was the pulp here again?

holy crap by a sexiest beast January 10, 2011

holy crap 

When you take a dump at church.

wife: "honey, where are you going, mass is about to start"

husband: "go on without me, i drank to much coffee this morning, i got to take a holy crap"

holy crap by the wopfather May 12, 2008

Holy Crap 

When you take a turd and there is no residue left to clean off your hole.

Holy craps are my favorite because you don't need to wipe.

Holy Crap by Haliaeetus Luecocephalus March 15, 2020

holy crap 

A surprise word that people these days would use.

HOLY CRAP is that a chicken?????!!!!!!!

Holy crap that person needs some milk!

holy crap by X Drogon March 20, 2017

Holy Crap 

This is when someones poo is blessed by G-d. This poo is then sent up to heaven. G-d then inspects the poo make sure its holy enough to be holy crap. G-d then throws this poo down to earth. When this poo hits someone they become "holy crap".

Omfg, dude you just became holy crap.

Holy Crap by Poop??? October 3, 2011

Holy Crap 

Holy Crap is a delicious, organic, non-GMO, gluten-free energizing breakfast cereal. It only contains real unprocessed ingredients.

"Whattya eatin'?"

"HoLy CrAp!!!"

Holy Crap by Bossalicious April 20, 2017

Holy Crap 

See: The Bible

Alex Trebek: And the answer is, The Bible.

Thomas Jefferson: What is holy crap?

Holy Crap by Lesbian FunHouse March 14, 2009