Holy Crap

When you take a turd and there is no residue left to clean off your hole.

Holy craps are my favorite because you don't need to wipe.

by Haliaeetus Luecocephalus March 15, 2020

holy crap

A surprise word that people these days would use.

HOLY CRAP is that a chicken?????!!!!!!!

Holy crap that person needs some milk!

by X Drogon March 20, 2017

Holy Crap

This is when someones poo is blessed by G-d. This poo is then sent up to heaven. G-d then inspects the poo make sure its holy enough to be holy crap. G-d then throws this poo down to earth. When this poo hits someone they become "holy crap".

Omfg, dude you just became holy crap.

by Poop??? October 3, 2011

Holy Crap

Holy Crap is a delicious, organic, non-GMO, gluten-free energizing breakfast cereal. It only contains real unprocessed ingredients.

"Whattya eatin'?"

"HoLy CrAp!!!"

by Bossalicious April 20, 2017

Holy Crap

See: The Bible

Alex Trebek: And the answer is, The Bible.

Thomas Jefferson: What is holy crap?

by Lesbian FunHouse March 14, 2009

Holy Crap

The contense of God's toilet.
Something you get detention for saying.
An exclamation.

Father Tenneant, does God make holy craps?
Holy crap, that's a lot of homework! DETENTION, YOUNG LADY!!

by Highly Functioning Pancake May 9, 2015

holy crap

A Name of a Orthodox Christian Saint...Saint Coprius (Holy Crap), Agios Kopros

Holy Crap, Intercede to God for Me!

by Anonymous3 July 3, 2006