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Jerry told James to : Hold this cannon

James: ofcourse I’ll suck your dick
by Prince tatted June 8, 2020
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Trying to hold this wood

A pickup line used on girls in Marbella that has a 100% success rate.
"Alright girl, where you from? I have an apartment 5 minutes away. You trying to hold this wood?"
by lukejames1111 September 3, 2021
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trying to hold this wood

the art of asking another person if they would like to hold your Penis
by barrysBlumptiousBalls September 1, 2021
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here hold this

phrase that signifies someone is about to *metaphorically* either get knifed, handed a bomb or be completely anhialated or blown away in some competitive sport, game, duel or race. Not typically delivered in a friendly way or said in jest, more threatening and menacing like, hold on to this fucker or, watch this while I go deal with this fucker. If Jack Reacher asks you to hold his toddler for example. Now you know things are not good for someone
drunk teenagers: hah hah hold my beer while I shoot this firework into the woods man
park ranger from behind: you guys know fireworks are illegal in the high risk burn area right?! Can I see your drivers license
teenagers: sure sure hold on don’t get your trousers knotted

second park ranger on the scene in off road vehicle: here hold this hands kid flashlight while he takes him to the ground
by williet hughnot November 29, 2019
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You tryna hold this wood?

Wood as in penis

Penis as in cock
“You tryna hold my cock

“You tryna clean deez pipes den”
You cheeky bundalengerz you tryna hold this wood? Im marbella steppin’ and wondered if you wanted to come to my party tonight.
by Bolloxolox October 11, 2021
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Do You Wanna Hold This Wood

Wood, as in Cock, Meaing:

'do you wanna hold this cock?'

usually means do you want to 'park the car in the garage,' meaning can I put my cock in your Pussy.

If someone says to you, 'do you wanna hold this wood? it means they wanna fuck.

(A term commonly used by Roadmen)
Wagwan Peng ting Do You Wanna Hold This Wood yeah, Dam you lookin fine as hell why don't man get your snap and we can hop back to my bando yeah?
by They think that im tom cruse November 7, 2021
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You tryna hold this wood

The famous line said by Areeb of day today Drylaw and was most famously used in the Ats song Smithereens
Areeb “ you tryna hold this wood”
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