hjalmar

hjalmar is a term to describe a small dick

oh no he got a hjalmar

by snopp dopp December 12, 2016

Hjalmar

Hjalmar is an idiot and he is a bad streamer, he is not very handsome, and very stupid.

Person 1: Hey is that a Hjalmar over there
Person 2: Oh that stupid guy?

by HjalmarHater June 19, 2020

hjalmar

Hjalmar is term used to describe a small dick

oh he got a hjalmar

by snopp dopp December 12, 2016

hjalmar

Hjalmar is term used to describe a small dick

oh he got a hjalmar

by snopp dopp December 12, 2016

Hjalmar

Hjalmar are usually a pretty weird guy. Who is obsessed with cars and stuff like that. He is also kinda of a creep who looks at way too much porn.

Hjalmar just stop with the creepin' already!

by Hjallelmao222 February 15, 2018

Hjalmarson

A creature whom is inable to observe obvious landmarks. They attempt to learn various skills which they are uninterested in in order to improve themselves however they are so fantastic already that it really doesn't matter.. booyahcasha. Cough Cough... lets continue this dis... Hjalmarsons are ill equipped to drive without constantly hammering the gas or the brake. COAST WOMAN COAST!
at least she has luxuriously long hair, that makes everything better...

Holy balls, if you keep this hjalmarson driving up i'm going to have whiplash!
I'm so so good at so so many things, i'll make half hearted attempts to learn how to bbq and skim board in order to increase my awesomeness...
OH MAN, LOOK AT THE HJALMARSON ON THAT... MELON?! ODD...

by hogan.just June 22, 2011

hjelmer

HE LIVES IN THE SKY AND EATS BIG JELLY BEANS AND I LIKE %&#€

HJELMER MEANS COOL IN CHINEESE BUT IN XANISH IT MEAN DD

by DWAADWA March 19, 2018