Hamm

A person who has no social life or friends. They remain in their rooms all day, usually watching either their favorite T.V. show or pornography. In certain cases a Hamm will have extreme acne covering their entire face and/or body.

WOW! The kid who sits next to me in chemistry is such a Hamm!

by B. Stoner December 23, 2007

Hamm

Fat stodgy guy from glesgae

Hamm darroch

by HammDRot October 14, 2025

hamm jam

the glorious combination of a Hamm’s tallboy (born of the sky blue waters) with a precious allocation of Jamison Irish whiskey (poet juice) Well travelled humans have been know to refer to a hamm jam as the ‘fountain of youth’

How was your Monday night? Well, I consumed three hamm jams and woke up in the park. Now I’m a better human.

by marcsu October 14, 2018

Hamm Norden

'Hamm Norden' is a district in the northern part of Hamm, Germany.
Making this place a important or even "spiritual" part of youth culture, people from Hamm Norden started feeling patriotic and emotional towards the district.
As a result, being a part of this community positions you higher in society.
The number/symbol that is recognized with Hamm Norden is '65' or '065'.

Enemies: Bockum-Hövel ('75')

Heessen ('73')

Woah, this guy is so edgy and cool you could even say he came straight from Hamm Norden.

by HammNorden65 May 22, 2017

Hamm Sandwich

When you're fucking a chick from behind while she's sucking off your homie, and you're both drinking a can of Hamm's beer

Nathan: Yooooo should we invite Megan over?
Bill: Fuck yeah dude, let's crack open some Hamm's and run a Hamm sandwich on her
Nathan: Bet

by HammLover69 September 5, 2019

Hamm Hands

When you open a Hamms beer and it explodes all over your hands dripping the warm bubbly beer down your fingers.

Jake got Hamm Hands after opening that Hamms beer

by Slimdickin December 19, 2025

ryan hamm

big fat cheater who cant tell the truth if his life depended on it. betrayed the one girl who could actually put up with him and cared abt him. made everything and everyone else take the blame for his own mistakes and picked TWO randoms over the girl he pretended to love “oh yeah she’s gone” … i hope she was worth everything. but thank you because now i can listen to taylor swift’s breakup songs and they’re SO much better

p.s you did a really great job at showing me how much you care

“wow ryan hamm is really about to throw his life away with parties and hoes instead of settling down with a girl who his mom would LOVE”

“wow ryan hamm doesn’t know what he’s missing”

by heartbroken<\3 July 8, 2021