H2

also known as a hummer, is when a girl puts your balls in her mnouth and hums her favorite tune.

your girlfriend gave me an H2 last night

by wouldn't u like to know November 28, 2003

h2

Sorry Linux System Message, but Bam Margera was driving an H2 way before Viva La Bam. He's just as much of a poser as the rest.

Go and watch CKY4.

by l33t3st June 26, 2004

h2

According to FUH2.com:

The H2 is "the ultimate poseur vehicle", "a gas guzzler", "a polluter", "a death machine", and "a tax loophole"

Anyone who drives a Hummer is compensating for somthing. Excluding Bam Margera who got paid to drive one in "Viva la Bam" by the Hummer company.

by Linux System Message February 29, 2004

h2

a fake knockoff of the "hummer" built on a gmc truck platform, it comes nowhere near to the real hummer

"dude i got a h2 yesterday, its my favorite hummer"
"its not a hummer"
"yes it is, it has the same name"

by Jimt September 16, 2004

H2

Houdini 2: A person who has the habit of disappearing at opportune times when something is required of them.

Where did H2 go? He was supposed to design that subdivision for me!

by JWPerfect June 12, 2007

h2

A massive car that Kaela hates.

Kaela: "H2's ARE UGLY!!!"

by Kaela hates h2s August 5, 2004

H2

Alternate name for Halo 2.

We just got done playing H2 on Live.

by J M K May 19, 2005