(Guzie). A unit of measurement used to determine someone's gangsterness on the Swag-O-Meter. Named after the notorious, rich, suburban street thug and butt pirate.
Damn homie, you should have seen Kevin today. He had the matching overly-colorful hat and sneakers, he was walking like he just got a going away present in prison. Shit, he was like 13.42 Guzmans.
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