Guzman

Facial hair containing a soul patch that continues down to a goatee and accompanied by a mustache.

"Man I wish I could grow a Guzman ."

by Lizamon January 11, 2009

Guzman

(Guzie). A unit of measurement used to determine someone's gangsterness on the Swag-O-Meter. Named after the notorious, rich, suburban street thug and butt pirate.

Damn homie, you should have seen Kevin today. He had the matching overly-colorful hat and sneakers, he was walking like he just got a going away present in prison. Shit, he was like 13.42 Guzmans.

by Skate Jibbergoon Bitch August 21, 2009

Guzman

Taco farmer

Guzman like taco

by Lemonmonke_vr March 20, 2022

Guzman nonce

Liam is a weirdo

Bob: Do you know guzman nonce?
Rickie: oh yes that weird person

by Kieran poggy December 8, 2019

The Dirty Guzman

When a guy pours peppermint essential oil on his thumb and sticks it up his partners butt. He then extracts his thumb and rubs it underneath his partners nose and across the upper lip.

“I just gave Alex the Dirty Guzman last night”

by The beta cell February 19, 2023

Alex Guzman

Alex Guzman is know for social media famous,he also has a kind a sweet heart ,if you date him he is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for ,so if you have a Alex Guzman don’t ever lose him.

Omggggg I love Alex Guzman so muchhhhh!!

by Itsurgurll February 11, 2019

Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera

The biggest pussy on Earth. Made up a fake make believe cartel because he was scared for his life cuz he probably couldnt handle the effects of marijuana. Also calls himself el chapo or in English "The midget".

Human 1: Fuck Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera

Human 2: Fuck El Chapo.

Human 3: Fuck Spicxaco

Everybody on Earth: HELL YEA!

by Real life gangsta $ December 6, 2021