Guppy

The best thing you will have ever had. But too bad because he’s my bestest friend, he’s my lover and he is my ride or die. Nobody else’s.
Yea yea, Guppy
by Gabby🫠 June 25, 2023
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1. 19-22 year olds that THINK they know everything and like to tell you.

2. just out of school and into the blue-collar work force probie

3. making stupid remarks that have no bearing on the conversation and was not part of the original conversation.

4. somebody that has no work smarts, always needs help or shown how to do something, AGAIN AND AGAIN.
1. during a written test walks out saying " that only took me three minutes"

2. "pick up a broom guppy"

3. two guys are talking about local fishing spots, butts-in saying that his mom made fish cakes for supper last night.

4. "For the fifth time, this is how....stupid Guppy"

" Your a little fish swimming in a big pond best stay in the shallow end or you might be someones snack "
by jackal742 April 13, 2008
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n. Any female minor between the ages of 13 and 17, regularly seen at college parties. Guppies are known for their extreme social awkwardness and pathetic cries for acceptance.
Last night Jordy brought his guppy to the party.

She followed him around like a little puppy all night. hahahhahaha
by mangomargo October 27, 2009
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Around the early 19th century, if people who had an injury to the lower part of their face went to hospital and could not get their face fixed, the surgeons amputated that part of their face. People would call a person with a missing jaw a 'Guppy' due to a resemblance to a cartoon character with the same name.
John fell down the stairs and broke his jaw badly and now he's got a Guppy from the doctors down at the General.
by CoffEyed August 22, 2012
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A small, usually unintentional shower of spittle that jumps out of one's mouth directly from the salival ducts beneath the tongue.

The ability to guppy on command can be achieved through practice, by rolling the tip of one's tongue toward the back of one's mouth. In popular usage during the nineties, especially among teenage boys.
My teacher Ms Hoover starting yelling at me not to chew gum in class, and when I went to take it out of my mouth I accidently guppied in her eye.
by menwhowontsmile July 19, 2004
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I saw fat person and then whispered to my brother" look at guppy"
by Yo Boi Joe (mama) August 04, 2020
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A ballin ass playa who fucks hella bitches and get drunk as hell. He has a huge cock and is the biggest pimp. many of you might know him as GU Double P as well. He goes to miramonte high school and shits on haters.
Person 1: Damn, is that Guppy hitin the switches on them bitches again?
Person 2: Ya, hes gonna hit that chick from the back after the game on friday night and then do that other girl in the mouth on saturday and that other missionary style on sunday night. he likes missionary on sundays because he is religious.
by Guppy G February 11, 2005
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