Guithed

getting pwned by a series of impossibly hard fill-in-the-blank tests and timed essays that are equally as impossible to be adequately prepared for.

*originated from the surname of an AP English teacher, the primary cause of aforementioned definition.

"EMILY I'M SO GUITHED, THAT ESSAY YESTERDAY WAS CRAZY INSANE AND THE POETRY TEST TOMORROW, I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TO STUDY!!!"

"You just got Guithed!" <--suitable in response to circumstances of academic failure/unachieved success, more specifically the times when said failure occurred as a result of seemingly perpetual academic stresses.

by mooooza July 29, 2008

Gunthar

Gunthar is a random guy who will appear in your life one day. He will get on your nerves a lot but you will enjoy having him around. Gunthar jokes around a lot and his jokes are not funny but the dumb shit he will do will make you laugh your ass off. He also is a simp as he has simped on the same girl for 4 years. Dispite this and the number of times he talks about being single girls like him when he is not being an idiot.

Gunthar just hit another devious lick.

by ━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) October 21, 2021

Gunther and the Sunshine Girls

Gunther and the Sunshine Girls are a Europop group that sing hilariously bad, ridiculously over-sexualized songs and prance around half-naked in their music videos. Their musical style involves combining deep, raspy male sing-speech with sugary-sounding female refrains. Gunther is famous for his trademark mullet and pencil-thin mustache, which some believe are an homage to male European porn actors from the 1980's. Their songs include "Ding Dong Song," "Tutti Frutti Summer Love," and "Touch Me."

Thanks to Gunther and the Sunshine Girls, I will never be able to look at champagne bottles the same way again.

by quixx October 7, 2006

gunthy do best

An order for Gunthy to yell his mating call for fellow girls that he ends up getting rejected by in a timespan of 3 days - 3 weeks.

Gunthy, do the best muffle (the mating call) that you've ever done!!
GUNTHY DO BEST, and YOTN DO NAA

Gunthy do best
Gunthy, that wasn't best, that had to be your worst.
Gunthy, you're a fuckin new, stop denying best.
Gunthy, my oldest great great great grandma can do best louder than you and she isn't even fuckin alive.

by Yotn Squad November 15, 2017

gunthew

Slang for monke, someone who gets banned from discord servers for posting pedo memes yet gets unbanned

Gunthew: “posts pedo meme”
Late Night Squad: *bans*
*everyone disliked that*

by AwfulKnight February 5, 2021

gunther

a european pop-artist whose videos on youtube are halariously entertaining. All of his songs are about sex. He occasionally sings a verse or two, and throws in the occasional oh yeah, while the sunshine girls sing most of the songs. He pronounces his name "ginter". He has the best mullet/mustache combo ever.

Person 1- That guy has the best mullet i've ever seen.
Person 2- Wait till you see Gunther

by KPstlstyle January 8, 2008

Gunther

A leader amoung men, a shark amoung minnows. You can tell from a far hes got the biggest penis in any room. But behind his muscularity and bulding bisepts is a massive teddy bear thats willing to tend to a womans ever need. Who strives to please his women friend, In ever way. Women oragasim at the sight of him, sometimes he wheres masks to prevent women from following him home and forcing themselves on him. These are only some of great qualities of gunther.

*hot chick* "omg look its gunther" *organisms

by To be the not to be April 15, 2019