Gunch

1. A swollen, bloody vagina; typically on a pet in heat.
2. A female partner's mood during menses.

1. Since my bitch went into heat, she's been rubbing her gunch all over everything.
2. Don't mind her, she's been acting like a gunch because it's her time of the month.

by CatfishTea February 17, 2011

Gunch

Abbreviated form of Goon Punch. A highly alcoholic concoction of goon (extremely cheap cask wine), vodka and juice/soft drink. Usually made in large quantities in a tub or similar.

"That gunch is deadly!"
"Get me some gunch would you?"
"This gunch needs more goon"

by lawrencek October 22, 2008

Gunch

A combination of the words Gash/Cunt/Bitch good for use in mixed company since no one will no what yer saying. Such as...

Man that chick is such a gunch!

by Chad De'Voreaux November 15, 2007

Gunch

Cruel Word Invent By Ape Name Elmer, Who Sell Fruit. Word Is Intense Insult, Can Also Be Stand In For Swear Word. Generally Mean "Useless, Garbage"

"Elmer, why won't anyone buy my candy?"
"Your Candy Is Gunch"

by Contactspeddler August 10, 2015

Gunch

The nasty, swamp-like area on a golf course that smells terrible.

Roger: "Aww, man. I just put my ball in the gunch."

Ken: "Chalk that ball up as a goner. Nobody goes into the gunch."

by don't suck July 25, 2010

Gunch

Combination of Gut, Cunt and Crotch. Commonly used in reference to fat women with asses in front.

Jesus Christ, look at that gunch. She has two asses!

by pedro navaja October 25, 2007

Gunch

Greasy lunch.

I think a freight train ran me over, I need hangover food- let's go grab gunch at that nasty ass wings place around the corner.

by Shantastical July 21, 2011