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Gulag

A Marxist mixture that will surely get you Hammered and Sickled. Drink Comrades! Drink!

Consists of:

- 3 shots vodka
- 1 bottle of Leninade
Dmitri: I got fucked up on a Gulag last night.
Maksim: In Soviet Russia, Gulag fucks you.

Dmitri: I think thats the same thing...
Maksim: заткнись! (shut up!)
by Vladmir Kosnov June 7, 2011
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1. A Russian penal institute. Stands for "G"lavnoe "u"pravlenie ispravitel'no-trudovykh "lag"erei (chief administration of corrective labor camps.)

2. Any mental institute in the USA. People get sent to those hellholes for expressing themselves, reporting abuse (or any wrongs done to them), writing poetry, speaking out against government policies, when their parents dislike them, and for various other HARMLESS "violations" of the so-called "social contract." Essentially, these people are punished for things they MIGHT do, based on someone's "artificial fear".

Inside the gulags of America, the "artificial fear" cycle is perpetuated. People who are less threatening than a person in a wheelchair, are treated worse than violent felons.

They are usually strapped down and jacked up with dangerous psychotropic drugs 24 hours a day, and they are given less rights than the most dangerous correctional institute inmates -- they are prevented from communicating with the outside world in ANY way, they are denied the right to an attorney or physician, and they are denied medical treatments for their injuries, cancer, and acute illnesses...... all in the name of $cientology.

Patients even get MURDERED by the staff... and these staffers never see a day in jail, because all the murders are covered up.
"Stop protesting and carrying signs outside government buildings, you fool, or the secret police will haul you off to the gulag!"
by Jason L. October 1, 2005
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"hey, did you see what's #1 spot on the gulag, its so funny"
"you find Lele Pons funny. please commit neck rope"
by Coliflower Jeff November 30, 2018
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Never reveal the secret, boys. This magical place mustn’t be known to women, don’t be a simp.
My girl kept asking me what the Gulag was but I didn’t tell her, for I kept my word to the boys.
by Tyler Peniston April 12, 2020
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Where boys go to die, where men come out victorious.
"Ight boys I made it out of the Gulag where do I land?"
by lilxay April 11, 2020
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In the video game Call of Duty Warzone, when you die you spawn with other players who have also died in a place called the Gulag. If you beat another person in a 1V1 in the Gulag, you get the chance to be returned to the battlefield by a teammate.
Wow, I didn't expect her to win the Gulag battle but she is back and ready to fight.
by alofyore May 18, 2020
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A place where boys go in and come out as me. Used in Call of Duty Warzone when a player is eliminated and are brought to the gulag for a last chance to enter battlefield.
Bootyslayer69: Bro, I’m heading to the Gulag
Bum-man420: oh no!
Bootyslayer69: I survived Gulag
by MoeLester27 April 22, 2020
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