by Chipthechip January 28, 2019
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With his blistering forehead acne and his shiny new Guidoo, Chet looked as if he'd been bobbing for french fries.
by swetepete February 6, 2010
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The greatest of all arm workouts. Typically done on Friday and/or Saturday, the guido pump consists of fifteen to twenty sets of bicep tricep supersets. One should drink pre workout prior to a guido pump and throw on their smallest shirt immediately afterwards.
I did the guido pump last night, and was feeling juicy as fuck afterwards. My arms were hugging the sleeves so fucking tight.
by Condor February 2, 2017
Get the Guido Pump mug.Guilherme is a person who cares about everything and everyone, which is also his weakeness. He will always see the best side in everyone, also if something or someone hurt him.
Be thankful for this person.
He's also a good partner and the best one in bed. Yeah, he'll make you feel what you are never going to feel in anybody.
He loves sports and his family, his passion is the most greatful thing for him.
If you have one of those, never let go.
He is one of the lasts men that still have feelings and that is good for a woman
Be thankful for this person.
He's also a good partner and the best one in bed. Yeah, he'll make you feel what you are never going to feel in anybody.
He loves sports and his family, his passion is the most greatful thing for him.
If you have one of those, never let go.
He is one of the lasts men that still have feelings and that is good for a woman
by Alguém que se importa February 2, 2020
Get the Guilherme mug.A tracksuit or warm-up suit. While intended for athletes to wear while on the sidelines at sports events, the guido has adopted the tracksuit as a integral part of his wardrobe. The top portion of the tuxedo should never be zipped up beyond the bottom reaches of the pectoral area of the torso, and is best complimented by an oversized gold crucifix. It can be worn alone, or with a plain white wifebeater, the only acceptable undergarment.
Ahh, yeah... nice guido tuxedo, man. Please tell me you're on your way to the gym or breakdancing lessons or something.
by Sloppy July 12, 2004
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